I have never eaten at a Bernie Inn in my life, let alone spent a whole weekend in one.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I know a right slag called Bernadette if that'll help broaden your horizons

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

golf clap

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

People like Quinten think Berni Inns are 'well classy' and serve great steaks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

seriously, why have you not dropped this? why do you continue to try to bully me?
are you so unsatisfied with your life that this is the only happiness you get?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I've had a fanstastic idea.
Why don't you delete your account and kill yourself?

Actually don't listen to me, in your present unstable condition I don't want to plant the seeds of an idea like that. I couldn't live with myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

waht an awful thing for a bankrupt drug addicted failed father to say to someone with a decent life who he is jealous of

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Your 'decent life' consists of being a student, right?
Sorry, I remember now, you admitted that was a lie. I meant 'helicopter pilot'. Oh no, sorry, you admitted that was a lie too. I meant 'super hot-shot business man'. Sorry, I meant 'truth fairy'. Et cetera, ad nauseum.

It's all so hard to keep up with, you mentally ill Walter Mitty fantasist. Can't you just stick to the one pathetic lie? It would make things a lot easier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

sorry but shut the fuck up you druggie prick
yes, i was messing about when i first came on here, the thing about QOTW is that its full of lies, you idiot. Apologies that went over your head.

All that stuff was in my first few weeks here, I've been honest as the day is long ever since, you bankrupt parentfail
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Oh Quinten. More lies!
Do you even know what the truth is, any more?

When you get home to Dawn do you have to check yourself at the front door to make sure you're being the 'right' personality?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

my girlfriend is not called dawn
are you having drug-induced hallucinations? poor Monty Jnr having to put up with this
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

He also has to make sure he's wearing his awesome band t-shirt
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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Everyone knows that Angus Steakhouses are where it's at.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

There is something fascinating about those places.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Whilst I'm sure this place is even less classy, I really want to try this challenge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

It does have something of the munchy box about it, no?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

As I've said, I wouldn't know
Never had a munchy box in my life.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Needs more kebab meat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)