what happened 8 years ago?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Just had a better one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

"Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Massive copy and paste because I did a office lol
Alan: Grrrhhhhh!!!!
Susan: Arrggghhhh!!!
Alan: No I'm a zombie, I'm dressed as a zombie, I'm Alan Partridge!
Michael: Well can you come out please, Mr Partridge, because guests are not allowed behind reception.
Alan: Alright, alright. Look its just a joke, okay? It's backfired.
Ben: Is that blood?
Alan: It's tomato ketchup.
Susan: Why have you got a shower curtain round your neck.
Alan: I'm a zombie, I don't know, it's supposed to be a flap of skin or something.
Susan: Did you pull that off one of the showers?
Alan: No, I checked all the rings to make sure I could reattach them after, nothing has been damaged!
Michael: Why've you got biscuits sellotaped to your face?
Alan: They're complimentary, it's supposed to be flaky skin. I'm a zombie.
Sophie: What's that between your legs?
Alan: It's a flex of a mini kettle, its supposed to be a tail.
Sophie: Zombies don't have tails.
Alan: Alright, it's inconsistent. Zombies by their very nature are inconsistent, they're a mishmash of different bits.
Ben: Nah, that's Frankenstein.
Alan: Right, you've made two glaring errors!
Ben: What's that on your fingers?
Alan: They're tungsten-tip screws for claws. Right, error one - actually they're quite good for making a point aren't they? - error one, Frankenstein is the name of the creator, not the monster. Right error two right, Frankenstein is a zombie. Okay, he's a type of zombie. It;s like people when they say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Tannoy is a brand name. Why're you all staring at me? I'm not have a go at anyone, I'm having a pop at the undead. I mean do you see any upset zombies around?
Sophie: Just the one.
Alan: This country!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

One of my friends got a bit too obsessed with Partridge a few years ago
This culminated in him attending a fancy dress party in Alan's zombie outfit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Ha ha, that'll be awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

My housemates and I got so stoned watching AP DVD's that we passed out and the the DVD reverted to the menu screen
we subconciously listened to the black beauty theme tunes on repeat for around 3 hours, I couldn't get it out of my head for days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

LOL!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

He was very witty and charming...
...and lived in a travel tavern...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)