I'd go back to bed. Not enough kip last night.
I envy you: was denied access to my daughter last weekend and looks like possibly this weekend too. V glum about it.

Alt: what if you find wars lolsome? What then?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:18, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I honestly don't know how you manage not seeing your daughter.
My wife & daughter have been away for ten days. Longest I have ever been apart from my daughter and it has made me fucking miserable.

I knew I would miss her, but didn't realise how much; to the extent I nearly burned a grand last Friday on flying to join them just for the weekend. Have agreed with Mrs Battered that she won't do such a long trip away again like that. It's been truly horrible.

Emo post is emo. You cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:30, Reply)

It's fucking awful if I am honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:31, Reply)

just buy a new daughter, or make one.
problem solved!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I tried but now my eBay account has been shut down.
So unfair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)

fucking hell.
It's one rule for popstars and another for forum users :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Take revenge.
Give Chompy and/or Sexface her address when you know your daughter is out, that should sort the mental bitch out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Haha, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)