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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i was really disappointed that you weren't on telly last night and then plumdozer told me off :(

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
nah
they banned me from "top model" for being too gorgeous, it wasn't fair on the other girls.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
you think a little too much of yourself there, swipe
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(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
you were stuck in watching bbc2
and i was at a champagne reception in the city.

therefore the only programme you could have been on is "biggest loser".
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
i wasn't watching it, i just saw it was on
out with the gf tonight, hitting the town big stylee, world is our oyster, gonna tear it up pronto
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)
translation:
a meal for two followed by a bit of yawning and the realisation that it's a schoolnight so you'll go home to get some kip.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)
you're right, probably just the famous kings for a pint or two

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

gorgeous fat.

before someone else says it.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
thats a bit mean mate, women are sensitive about their weights

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
:(((
and no, those are NOT extra chins.

before someone else says it.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
More chins than a chinese phone book.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
You lost in the final round to an Airfix 1/72 scale Heinkel HE-111

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Junkers!

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Junkers in her trunkers

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
did she messerschmidts?

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I certainly did

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Stuka!

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
you're de havilland a laugh!

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Audi-r
I've done it wrong
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)
That's what you get for boeing a mackem.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is Virgin on the ridiculous now
I Comet o here for jokes
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I know, you need somewhere to escape from your bi, plain wife

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

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