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i was really disappointed that you weren't on telly last night and then plumdozer told me off :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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nah
they banned me from "top model" for being too gorgeous, it wasn't fair on the other girls.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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you think a little too much of yourself there, swipe
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1566730
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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you were stuck in watching bbc2
and i was at a champagne reception in the city.
therefore the only programme you could have been on is "biggest loser".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02,
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i wasn't watching it, i just saw it was on
out with the gf tonight, hitting the town big stylee, world is our oyster, gonna tear it up pronto
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05,
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translation:
a meal for two followed by a bit of yawning and the realisation that it's a schoolnight so you'll go home to get some kip.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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you're right, probably just the famous kings for a pint or two
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41,
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gorgeous fat.
before someone else says it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59,
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thats a bit mean mate, women are sensitive about their weights
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59,
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:(((
and no, those are NOT extra chins.
before someone else says it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04,
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More chins than a chinese phone book.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:06,
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You lost in the final round to an Airfix 1/72 scale Heinkel HE-111
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00,
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Junkers!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:01,
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Junkers in her trunkers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02,
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did she messerschmidts?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02,
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I certainly did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:03,
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Stuka!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02,
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you're de havilland a laugh!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04,
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Audi-r
I've done it wrong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05,
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That's what you get for boeing a mackem.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:16,
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This is Virgin on the ridiculous now
I Comet o here for jokes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:20,
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I know, you need somewhere to escape from your bi, plain wife
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:22,
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