You just reminded me that I had a horrendous nightmare last night.
You know the ones where you wake up a bit and can't move, there was a woman (in fact I'm sure it was Hank's ex wife in Californication) standing at the side of my bed trying to suffocate me. Then I dreamt Fulham were in the FA Cup final for about the hundredth time and it was amazing, but I always wake up just as I get into Wembley.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's Ketamine paralysis for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I ain't done ketamine in time bruv.
(three and a half weeks)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I just cannot get on with that stuff.
Probably a good thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Premature ejaculation lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

is "just as I get into Wembley" the football fan's "approaching the Billy Mill roundabout" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I do lol every time this euphamism is raised as I live about 2 miles from a Billy Mill roundabout

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Well, Viz is from your neck of the woods, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Indeed it is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)