Going blind
Which will probably happen before I'm 60 unless I get surgery. Which I will. But the idea of eye surgery is probably about third on my ultimate nightmare list, after jumping out of a plane strapped to a naked Gillian McKeith.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Her neck skin would probably make a fairly effective parachute

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

*bokes*
I cnnot express in words how much I hate that woman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

at least if you shat yourself from fear you'd get a "medical proffesional's" opinion for free

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

It'd be much like getting counselling on the afterlife from Derek Acorah

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

we should send him on a secondment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Is he a Leeds fan?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

no one cares that Leeds lost a game of kev-ball

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I do
So do their fans. Find me one, Apey. Find me one and all shall be forgiven.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Go to Leeds.
That's my tip.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I will not
It's fucking horrible there. I'm going to Sheffield in a couple of weeks, I'll see if I can find one with a long memory there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Hahahah
'kev-ball' is inspired.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

It's a phrase from my childhood
That's how we rolled at St.Cuthberts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Mother of my kid
has has so much eye surgery there is nothing left to laser, just scar tissue. Were I religious man I might think this was the VENGEANCE OF THE LORD for her being such a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

"Just one more thing"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

This post has actually made me feel nauseous
I mean genuinely unwell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)