Teeth represent
Power. Or appearance. Or Control. Or fear of looking stupid. Or Money. Or fear of rejection. Or sexual impotence. Or being unprepared. Or poor diet. Or someone dying.

Well, that's cleared that up then.

dreammoods.com/cgibin/teethdreams.pl?method=exact&header=dreamid&search=teethintro
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That reminds me, The Apprentice is on tonight

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Ha!
And yes, thanks for the reminder. I don't care what snobbery it evokes in other people, I fucking love that show.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

*trashy dickhead-embracing TV fives*
Me too, have done since it began. I've never known how Nick Hewer keeps a straight face throughout the tasks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I like it as I sit therte going i could do this sooo much better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

You wouldn't get on it for exactly that reason
That and the fact that your face looks like a baboon's abortion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

how would you know what a baboon's abor....
oh wait, was it you I saw outside the zoolological society's termination clinic?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

No! It was not me! And I have no idea what was inside my coat!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i'm just glad you made the sensible choice
a ballroom dancing primate would have been too much for the documentary makers at BBCThree to handle
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Yeah, they said much the same
I offered to throw a self-replicating gerbil into the mix but they were having none of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I always think that.
And then I get to work and think 'fuck it, I can barely do this, actually'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

No matter how confident the person
It's incredibly difficult not to be mindful of just how embarrassing the fuck-up will be when there are TV cameras trained on you.

The fact that they're all carefully hand-picked dickheads doesn't help.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

That guy from the Isle of Man was astonishing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Stuart Baggs - The Brand?
But everything he touched turned to sold!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Andy Kershaw?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'm with you on that, it's a wicked show, my favorite 'reality' one.
The snobbery people say is shit, as if anyone watching the show atually thinks it's main goal is about buisness rather than entertainment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

to quote my favourite forum user
the apprentice is "fucking shit"

cheers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)