You have no idea what I earn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

and you seem to have no idea about how personal taxation works.
You only pay tax on all your earnings if you have lost your personal allowance. It is reduced by 50p for every pound you earn over 100 grand. So unless you earn substantially more than that, you don't pay tax on all your earnings.

What's the view likee from that high horse?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Oh, lovely, the 2 least argumentative people on /ot are squaring up.
you still sick Doze?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

No, I'm having a poo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I'm in bed with my sister!!!111!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

As I have said. You have no idea what I earn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Strange that, you have the opportunity to put me in my place here.
But you haven't, so I must therefore assume that I was in fact correct.

Velly Velly solly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Do you really expect me to broadcast my income on here?
I am a cunt, but not a stupid cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

You fucking are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

If I didn'y know how much you two love sucking eachother's dicks
this would look genuine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Ballpark it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

He has a fleet of Accords.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

*parks balls*

Hey! Like the pink hairy sunglasses, Doze!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

'A lot'
don't you know what an appalling lack of manners it demonstrates to ask someone outright how much they earn?
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Hey Berkles.
How's it gannin'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Busy. Grumpy.
So same as usual, really. How about you? I spotted your post earlier re: kid. That sucks balls, I hope you get to see her soon.
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Thank you, my dear.
It's driving me fucking nuts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Not a fucking chance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I bet you're saying goodbye to your Child benefit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Funny name for a child.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Never claimed it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Doesn't it automatically get paid to Mrs Battered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I think you have to claim it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

You do, yeah.
It's not an automatic benefit, you still have to fill in a form and provide proof of birth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Not sure. I think that's only if she has submitted the forms for it, which I would have had to sign and I never have.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

My mistake - you do need to claim
She shouldn't need your signature though. Or is that a personal arrangement?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I think it is because we are married and benefits are based on total household income.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Child benefit isn't.
It is a universal benefit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Ah. I didn't know this. Not entitled to it anyway I think.
As the BBC website budget report says "The salary threshold at which child benefit stops being paid will be set at £50,000"
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

It's stopped fully at £60k,
1% reduction per £100 over £50k
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

indeed.
Quite right too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I thought they'd changed it
so that you don't get it if one parent earned over £40k?
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

That was just the rumour
confirmation is it's £50k-£60k
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)

maybe you should
Seeing as how you suffer so much from paying tax on the entirety of your six figure salary, amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)