I don't give a fuck as I live in Cornwall
I have never cooked with crab but its delicious so I am sure you will make a fine dish.

Alt. Alt. My first ever band covered that song but were were 13 or something so we were shit even without doing shit covers. Funnily enough when I slip inside I regularly see you doing my mum up the council but I can't say I like it. I am a sick cunt though, are we friends? I dunno Internet friends are all secretly old perverted men, but then you don't make a secret of it so does it count, I'm very confused, maybe I'm just very happy because my tax has been cut loads because I am a multi millionaire. Who want to come for a ride on my new horse rebekkkkka brookkes
( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Have you been at the cooking sherry again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)

No,
I've been at the oven glove a lot lately though
( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Well, who wouldn't? Sexy, sexy glove.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I've been married for 5 years this month
Can you imagine it, 5 years with no sex life.
( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Congratulations. Kind of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Is that some kind of sick joke
I can't afford a divorce + Rent on a flat + Child support payments + loans taken out in my name.

So I am stuck.
( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I am truly sorry mate.
That sounds rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Yeh I'm incredibly emo about it
Pah I tell you what, I couldn't give a crap, I promised Akira She-ra ManatArms that I wouldn't leave
( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

So, what you're saying is, your wife puts out?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

You're getting my wife confused with my oven glove again

( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Does the oven glove put out voluntarily?
Technically this is gloverape
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Not everone's favourite author

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Hahah excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)