Wooo Milton Keynes Wooo
www.mk-news.co.uk/News/Bid-to-rename-us-Milton-Keynes-Garden-City-21032012.htm
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'd start celebrating now.
Petitions usually have the desired effect, don't they? It's in the bag!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I'm going to make a petition to call it
"Milton Keynes Garden City Awesome Times Yeah"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I'd sign that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Eff that!
This is right next to my house!!!!
www.london24.com/news/crime/gemma_mccluskie_more_body_parts_believed_to_belong_to_killed_eastenders_actress_found_in_regent_s_canal_1_1325465
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Trickier to cook than crab though.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)

But *what* a flavour!
How goes it, old bean? Saw you pop up the other day before the deleting zapped your post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Feeear tae hellish, pal.
Am ... er ... "resting" at the mo, times being hard and all - so am now off out to work on the tan, otherwise summer'll be all over and I'll still look like I'm made of the plaster of gay Paree.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Unlucky mon.
Well come round my house for some cheap beers one night if you fancy it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Cheap beers and mystery meat eh? Goodness gracious me, what an offer.
Just because one's crackpipe may have narrowed considerably doesn't (sadly) diminish one's tastes. It's all wrong, I tells ya.
What sort of beer, by the way? Just out of interest?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I was just proposing off license booze rather than pub.
For the leaner times, a leaner solution.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

VAT on booze has been frozen
That warrants a celebratory drink.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Huzzah!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

*hiccups*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

*pisses pants in bus stop*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

*shouts at bins*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

*vomits on slippers*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

*slips on vomit*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)

It's time I watched that film again.
It's fucking brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

*directs traffic 'unofficially'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

*moves diversion signs round*
^^Don't get caught doing this kids, police don't find it half as funny as drunken you does.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

'but we're just re-enacting Smokey and the Bandit 9 offisher!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Absolutely understand. I've been known to prop up a 'spoons bar when there's a beer festival on.
I'll consult my crowded calendar of social engagements and drop you a line. It's been far too long ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

It sho' nuff has.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Would have been better if they found three legs
that would have confused them
( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Not in the East End it wouldn't.
Business as usual in that canal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Well I hope the two they found both turn out to be left legs

( Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Is this some kind of Genesis joke?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)