boris ftw
ken is an odious little shit.

i've never cooked or eaten crab in my life. but my friend was raving about a crab risotto. although it might be you that hates risotto?

worst opening lyric ever: "now that we've caressed, a kiss so warm and tender, i can't wait til we reach, that sweet moment of surrender". pervert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The story of Boris chasing after the kids with a metal bar makes me laugh, every time

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)

He's excellent.
Also his 'Dream of Rome' is a well-written history book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Might have to read it at some point

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I don't hate it, but as with Thai sticky rice,
I can't get over the feeling that you're deliberately fucking up the cooking of rice in a risotto.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

you should make a crab quiche
you LIKE quiche.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Quiche is shit and dull.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

no no no
quiche is LUSH. goats cheese and roasted garlic mushroom quiche ftw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i don't like quiche either
i'm not fussy or anything, sometimes its nice but it isn't my favourite
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I'd rather drink a milkshake made from raw sewage and Arab's pubes
that eat quiche.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Homemade quiche is much nicer than that shit you get in the supermarket
mind you, this can be said of many, many things.
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Very true
I make a bloody lovely pasta salad, but I find supermarket ones mostly vile.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I was going to send you a copy of that CD
I must get round to that...
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Not to worry, take as long as you want, haha!
I'm still yet to send out my Randomburns for this year, found them again recently.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

At primary school
my mother used to put home-made individual quiches into my packed lunches. Bin, every time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

You ungrateful little shit.
After starting school my son started asking why he couldn't have jam sandwiches on white bread like some of the other kids. I didn't know how to explain to a five year old that they are the pikey kids whose parents care little for nutrition.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I had a similar issue with my mother.
I wanted shitty crisps and Club biscuits, not some alfafa sprout salad bully-magnet shit. Lucky I was FUCKING NAILS and thus was never bullied.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)

aka KFC Krushems.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

i don't like risottoe
or jumbalyer, wtf is jumbalyer? shit is what it is
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I have no idea what jumbalyer is
But I can tell you that Jambalaya is a Louisiana Creole dish of Spanish and French influence.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

its shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

now most of the time when i tell you that you are a wrong cunt, it's forum banter
but here? you've gone too far.

ANYTHING with rice ftw. risotto, stroganoff, jambalaya, curry, cold rice salad...

except rice pudding; that can go fuck itself right in its sloppy hole.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Rice pudding is lovely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i don't like rice pudding either

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i like rice duishes other than risotto and jumbalya

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)