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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My father's second wife, in an act of splendid irony, was a slim lawyer when he ran off with her. My mother was a housewife carrying some extra weight. The second the wedding ring was on, she left her job and piled on about five stone.
By the time he left her she looked like Obelix from behind, whilst the stress of it all cost my mother any excess weight she'd had, and she set up a gardening business. Hahaha father: un-luckyyyyy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:57,
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so you're saying that before you would have done your step mum but now you'd do your mum?(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I'm not that fussy tbh.I've had them both.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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The thing is, when I was doing my mum,I couldn't get the feeling out of my head that my grandparents were watching over us.
So I told them to get out of the fucking room.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:11,
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It is a simple enough system: If the Fucking Room door is closed, don't come in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:13,
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If the fucking room's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:16,
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You're not exactly in a VIP elite there y'know. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:08,
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My wife was by no means huge when I married her.With the wedding cake still not quite finished, she managed to pile the lard on with great gusto.
We split up 3 years ago. If anything, her arse is even bigger these days. Still, someone else's problem now.
Indicentally, my current GF has the most fantastic arse I've ever laid my hands on.
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