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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you'r normaly Gay Shift.You just pissed off battered, which is not hard. I'd be more impressed if yopu actually got soemone to like you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:30,
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latest was 14 years ago)
is he finding someone new to argue with?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:31,
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I think he has a mental tick that causes him to shout "bert" at strangers.
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I'm not normally gay shift.But I logged my phone in so I could gaz Monty.
I usually lurk in the daytime.
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Can't use t'internet at work during the day, but I would if I could.
Have you got the bertourettes too?
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Bert the bert offI'm going to bert you in the bert
Berting things up my cockend and berting them out
Am I getting the hang of it here or no?
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Gay shift is night time , which is when you usually post.Unless you mean specifically after midnight: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#The_gay_shift
Which I hadn't realised was the technical definition.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58,
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I use it to refer to the day shift on here.I am aware of the Antipodean reference.
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Yes, and you are wrong.It's OK, I know you don't admit such things so I shall just take it as read.
BTW, I'm right in assume you hate Iron Maiden, aren't I?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:06,
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I was wrong yes, and Iron Maiden are indeed ultra bent shit for autistic quenders.hope this helps.
xx
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Thought so.Hallowed Be Thy Name came up on random earlier and my second thought, after "damn fine tune this" was "I bet Dozer would fucking hate this"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:13,
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Do you often think about me when you're lonely?Do you think about me when you touch yourself at night?
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I wish I could say the feeling is mutual, but you're no Sian Williams.(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Thank for the linkI prefer Gay Shift, because it certainly ain't Super Happy Fun Time"
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Don't take it as gospelit's 4-5 years out of date, more of a historical document than a user guide.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:07,
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possibly.but more noticeably in this case, as I know the subject matter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:11,
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It's really that hard to piss off battered though, that guy is more touchy than an over familiar uncle.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:21,
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He's a nice chap.A bit touchy on line thought. I told him the same about you, but substituting "poncey" for "touchy"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:43,
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Fucken autocorrectI meant to be on B3RT.COM instead of here. No wonder nothing makes sense
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