It's not just in France where things have been going off
Probably the most earth-shattering, action-packed roller-coaster ride of a news story you'll read all day. Batten down the hatches and hold on to your hats:
www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/Hertfordshire/Police-called-to-suspicious-behaviour-in-Hertford-30012012.htm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:48, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahaha!
Thank fuck for that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I was worried for a second

( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Why did that make me laugh so much.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

We've got one of those but they want us to call crimestoppers
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/9603047.Suspicious_man_Camborne_Truro/

Maybe he was cold?
( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Between 20 and 40
Good description.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)

"The suspect was an adult male. Alive".

( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Driving a ..... car

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)

It was Monty

( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Monty's alive?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

You're thinking of Gordon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Monty's Gordon?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

+Brown, on his vinegar strokes, hanging out of the back of Sarah, whilst wearing only cowboy boots and a hat
You sick cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

What kind of hat?

Quickly, I'm nearly there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

A sombrero emblazoned with Gordon's Mighty Budget

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

*goes off like a spunky firework*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Katy Perry's less successful follow up single...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Pervert Mechanics built him a robot body
after he was left quadrospazzed and on a life glug.
( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Fuck me, I almost lost my shit halfway through that article.
I've had enough emotional trauma for one week. Thank God for the happy ending.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)