There was an overt smugness, of Vipros levels.
Now tell us that you're not being smug, you're just very happy with your flooring.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm not being smug, I'm just very happy with my flooring/life/place of residence/wife/job/surfing ability/band
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

The average price of a house in his road is £1.2 million, he reminds everyone of that at least once a month

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

actually that's detatched only
you can geta semi for £800k
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I get a semi for a lot less than that
HAHAHAPENISJOKE
( Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Off street parking?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Sometimes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

It's a right cunt paying 800 for a shitty terrace or semi and there ent no fuckin off street parking

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

tru dat,

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

He only lives in one room though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

It's about right for most half decent areas in London

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

which is why I have to live in one room
like some some of "Irishman"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I should really rub the role reversal in you terrible oppressor of 800 years

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

They're headed back to the 'peat and potato age' at teh moment
with no help from us at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

U2 are bringing out a greatest hits soon, we'll be alright

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Have a joke about the Irish
A professor of Spanish and a professor of Gaelic met at a conference and began discussing the relative merits of their respective languages.

‘Tell me, ’ said the Spanish professor, ‘do you have a Gaelic equivalent for the Spanish phrase mañana, mañana?’

The Gaelic professor thought for a while, then replied, ‘No, I do not think that we have in Gaelic a word that conveys such a pressing sense of urgency’.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Thank god for the Englishmen bringing us their 'Protestant Work Ethic'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Civilising the world
one set of savages at a time.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I feel we need to have another go at it really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Yup, they seem awfully elastic
leave them to their own devices for a bit and those bogtrotters and sambos descend right back into slovenliness and begging.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

gizza a job guvna

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)