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	 'ning o/t
	'ning o/t
 	today is not going well.
firstly, i slipped on a cushion on a laminate floor in my lounge, thus falling and spannering my knee, elbow, and dignity.
Then to compound matters, i realised the reason i was feeling unbalanced was that i had odd shoes on. not odd socks, odd. chuffing. SHOES. one adidas shelltop, one black nike running trainer. spectacular even for me. thanmkfully JUST before i left for work, or i'd have em on now.
How has friday sapped your will to live thus far? 
alt: when did you last cause an 'oh for fuck's sake!' moment?
alt alt: mix me a drink, fuckers. and no horse semen.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:19,
	
155 replies,
	
latest was 14 years ago)
 
	 Swipe, did you really need to create a new account?
	Swipe, did you really need to create a new account?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:21,
	
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	 if i had bewbs
	if i had bewbs
 	and the capacity for multiple toe-curlers, ask yourselves, would i be here right now? #wouldifuck
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:23,
	
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	 how could you confuse my original wide victorian mellow oak floorboards with laminate?
	how could you confuse my original wide victorian mellow oak floorboards with laminate?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	 Cushions? ON THE FLOOR???
	Cushions? ON THE FLOOR???
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:21,
	
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	 your mum came round
	your mum came round
 	insert standardised kneepad gag here
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:24,
	
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	 My Friday was going shit
	My Friday was going shit
 	But I just read your tales of Woe and now I am full of joy and happiness. Thanks mister! 
When are you going to get your arse down to Cornwall? the wife keeps talking about sticking the kids in the kennels for a night and coming to visit you and the wife.
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26,
	
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	 Who is UDP?
	Who is UDP?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26,
	
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	 pete l'oaf
	pete l'oaf
 	as was, is, and ever will be.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
	
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	 Graphic designer...not been here for a while?
	Graphic designer...not been here for a while?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	 bing.
	bing.
 	o.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	 She won't have sex with you yet she's trying to arrange swinging parties with UDP?
	She won't have sex with you yet she's trying to arrange swinging parties with UDP?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27,
	
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	 if you'd seen us both
	if you'd seen us both
 	you'd understand :D
*hides from irate phil*
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	 Nah I agree
	Nah I agree
 	I hope the girls have as much fun in their room as we do in ours
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45,
	
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	 there is hopefully
	there is hopefully
 	a repatriation plan for late summer. kinda birthdayish time for me.
hoping to get a week. may bring reinforcements.
as ever, you are welcome in my humble home as long as you bring scrumpy pasties and lube.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29,
	
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	 Not if they put VAT on pasties!
 	www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-17473688
	Not if they put VAT on pasties!
 	www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-17473688We have a spare room now if you need a place to crash!
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34,
	
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	 Where will the oven glove sleep?
	Where will the oven glove sleep?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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	 The oven glove has its own room
	The oven glove has its own room
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
	
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	 the DORTY FEKKERS.
	the DORTY FEKKERS.
 	shit on em. shit in their back teeth,as the spanish insult goes.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47,
	
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	 Spare room
	Spare room
 	With either a double or two single beds. I built a wall you know
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 Even cornish pasties with carrots in?
	Even cornish pasties with carrots in?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:48,
	
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	 Oh they are the best ones
	Oh they are the best ones
 	Like the ones you get in Greggs
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50,
	
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	 MUST
	MUST
 	CONTROL
FIST
OF
DEATH!
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51,
	
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	 not gonna bite. nope. not gonna.
	not gonna bite. nope. not gonna.
 	THERE@S NO FECKING CARROTS IN A CORNISH PASTY YOU FAAAAHKIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNT ahem. sorry 'bout that./
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 Yes there is, look!
	Yes there is, look!
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:59,
	
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	 Laminate flooring? You frightful povvo
	Laminate flooring? You frightful povvo
 	alt: when I read about your laminate flooring in your "lounge"
altalt: Gin martini with a twist, olives are for plebs
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26,
	
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	 WTF is wrong with laminate?
	WTF is wrong with laminate?
 	Or does your 1 bedroomed flat have imported rainforest hardwood only?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27,
	
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	 Oak flooring, thank you very much
	Oak flooring, thank you very much
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28,
	
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	 I can't wait until I'm the sort of person that boasts about flooring.
	I can't wait until I'm the sort of person that boasts about flooring.
 	One day... one day.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	 Not boasting, simply answering a question
	Not boasting, simply answering a question
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	 There was an overt smugness, of Vipros levels.
	There was an overt smugness, of Vipros levels.
 	Now tell us that you're not being smug, you're just very happy with your flooring.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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 	I'm not being smug, I'm just very happy with my flooring/life/place of residence/wife/job/surfing ability/band
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38,
	
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	 The average price of a house in his road is £1.2 million, he reminds everyone of that at least once a month
	The average price of a house in his road is £1.2 million, he reminds everyone of that at least once a month
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38,
	
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	 actually that's detatched only
	actually that's detatched only
 	you can geta  semi for £800k
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
	
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	 I get a semi for a lot less than that
	I get a semi for a lot less than that
 	HAHAHAPENISJOKE
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	 Off street parking?
	Off street parking?
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	 Sometimes
	Sometimes
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	 It's a right cunt paying 800 for a shitty terrace or semi and there ent no fuckin off street parking
	It's a right cunt paying 800 for a shitty terrace or semi and there ent no fuckin off street parking
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	 tru dat,
	tru dat, 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43,
	
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	 He only lives in one room though
	He only lives in one room though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40,
	
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	 It's about right for most half decent areas in London
	It's about right for most half decent areas in London
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41,
	
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	 which is why I have to live in one room
	which is why I have to live in one room
 	like some some of "Irishman"
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	 I should really rub the role reversal in you terrible oppressor of 800 years
	I should really rub the role reversal in you terrible oppressor of 800 years
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:43,
	
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	 They're headed back to the 'peat and potato age' at teh moment
	They're headed back to the 'peat and potato age' at teh moment
 	with no help from us at all
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44,
	
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	 U2 are bringing out a greatest hits soon, we'll be alright
	U2 are bringing out a greatest hits soon, we'll be alright
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
	
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	 Have a joke about the Irish
	Have a joke about the Irish
 	A professor of Spanish and a professor of Gaelic met at a conference and began discussing the relative merits of their respective languages. 
‘Tell me, ’ said the Spanish professor, ‘do you have a Gaelic equivalent for the Spanish phrase mañana, mañana?’ 
The Gaelic professor thought for a while, then replied, ‘No, I do not think that we have in Gaelic a word that conveys such a pressing sense of urgency’.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47,
	
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	 Thank god for the Englishmen bringing us their 'Protestant Work Ethic'
	Thank god for the Englishmen bringing us their 'Protestant Work Ethic'
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:49,
	
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	 Civilising the world
	Civilising the world
 	one set of savages at a time.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50,
	
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	 I feel we need to have another go at it really
	I feel we need to have another go at it really
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 Yup, they seem awfully elastic
	Yup, they seem awfully elastic
 	leave them to their own devices for a bit and those bogtrotters and sambos descend right back into slovenliness and begging.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
	
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	 gizza a job guvna
	gizza a job guvna
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55,
	
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	 excuse me
	excuse me
 	but i said it first.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 It's what aspirational working class povvos have in thir right to buy council hovel
	It's what aspirational working class povvos have in thir right to buy council hovel
 	IT@SDISGUSTING
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31,
	
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	 i'd describe myself as middle class.
	i'd describe myself as middle class.
 	i can't be workign class, i ain't gotta job. innit. bruv.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32,
	
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	 The working class don't work, the Caauncal estates are full of 'em
	The working class don't work, the Caauncal estates are full of 'em
 	I feel dirty now, you fucking aspirational laminate peasant
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:36,
	
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	 i kid
	i kid
 	i have a perfectly good job, thanks
no inbound taxes for me, only outbound walletrape.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
	
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	 worse
	worse
 	it's not even my flat.
and it's not real laminate, it's the mostly plastic clickstep shite.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
	
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	 sounds beastly
	sounds beastly
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30,
	
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	 on the upside
	on the upside
 	with a well timed moonwalk in the right kind of socks, you can generate enough static to lightly taze intruders.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31,
	
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	 It's better than the ghastly wood effect linoleum
	It's better than the ghastly wood effect linoleum
 	I have in my place.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33,
	
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	 I've just found out that Faith No More - FAITH NO FUCKING MORE - are playing Sonisphere in July
	I've just found out that Faith No More - FAITH NO FUCKING MORE - are playing Sonisphere in July
 	Why did none of you cunts tell me this?!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34,
	
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	 Well, I can't speak for the others
	Well, I can't speak for the others
 	but I didn't tell you because I neither knew nor cared.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34,
	
Reply)
 
	 Because we're cunts?
	Because we're cunts?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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	 They were hoping you wouldn't come.
	They were hoping you wouldn't come.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35,
	
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	 What, Faith No More were hoping I wouldn't come?
	What, Faith No More were hoping I wouldn't come?
 	After all I've done for them?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44,
	
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	 Because I told you about Combichrist, meaning I don't have to tell you anything for months.
	Because I told you about Combichrist, meaning I don't have to tell you anything for months.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39,
	
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	 I'm still very grateful for that
	I'm still very grateful for that
 	But seriously. Faith No More. All Christmases, etc
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41,
	
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	 I think tickets have sold out
	I think tickets have sold out
 	soz
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	 Even day tickets?
	Even day tickets?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	 yep
	yep
 	 especially day tickets
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:44,
	
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	 really?
	really?
 	the download lineup SPANKS it. like a redheaded stepchild.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45,
	
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	 It's all about Bloodstock for me
	It's all about Bloodstock for me
 	Download have managed to balance with the best and the worst bands going.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46,
	
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	 I bet that is full of really ugly people
	I bet that is full of really ugly people
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 Yep, made even worse by the fact I'm there.
	Yep, made even worse by the fact I'm there.
 	Far fewer knobheads though.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53,
	
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	 + with comedy t-shirts
	+ with comedy t-shirts
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53,
	
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	 true, which is good considering there's always clashes. means less clashes i care about.
	true, which is good considering there's always clashes. means less clashes i care about. 
 	also looking forward to the one song crowd then mass exodus/shattered dreams of stardom effect when europe play, a la house of pain at sonisphere a while back.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:53,
	
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	 Last year?
	Last year?
 	I left even before that, they were fucking awful
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
	
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	 yup.
	yup.
 	i can't remember when i left. shit i barely remember that day.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04,
	
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	 We left 2 songs in to get a good spot for Parkway Drive
	We left 2 songs in to get a good spot for Parkway Drive
 	Was worth it
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
	
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	 Bloodstock?
	Bloodstock?
 	That sounds like the kind of place that's full to the fucking gunwhales with men wearing eye makeup and studded collars.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55,
	
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	 *nose/pointy gesture*
	*nose/pointy gesture*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:57,
	
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	 The perfect place to "accidentally" drop a daisy cutter.
	The perfect place to "accidentally" drop a daisy cutter.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:58,
	
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	 If this is a fart joke I shall be unimpressed.
	If this is a fart joke I shall be unimpressed.
 	
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:59,
	
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	 It's a form of crowd control device favoured by the US military
	It's a form of crowd control device favoured by the US military
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01,
	
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	 An excellent weapon
 	en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82
	An excellent weapon
 	en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03,
	
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	 Too right.
	Too right.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03,
	
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	 that's exactly what i thought he meant
	that's exactly what i thought he meant
 	*mistrusting kroney fives*
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08,
	
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	 It's an outrage
	It's an outrage
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:09,
	
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	 no
	no
 	we've just both seen your arse.
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17,
	
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	 Woah woah woah
	Woah woah woah
 	You have not seen my arse.
Obviously Crow has.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21,
	
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	 i didn't mean your gaping naked hairy arsehole
	i didn't mean your gaping naked hairy arsehole
 	just having met you is sufficient to know you could cut a daisy in half at 300 yards
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25,
	
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	 I am appalled at you.
	I am appalled at you.
 	Your Northern is showing. Kindly put it away.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28,
	
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	 Wakestock for that.
	Wakestock for that.
 	
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:59,
	
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	 I suggest Hood-Butter-stock would be best for that.
	I suggest Hood-Butter-stock would be best for that.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:02,
	
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	 You'll get far more of them at Download than you will at Bloodstock
	You'll get far more of them at Download than you will at Bloodstock
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:58,
	
Reply)
 
	 Have you tried Beefstock?
	Have you tried Beefstock?
 	It's a bit more versatile
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
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	 Officelol
	Officelol
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01,
	
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	 I wasn't going to go to either
	I wasn't going to go to either
 	But FAITH NO MORE are playing Sonisphere
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01,
	
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	 Excellent!
	Excellent!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41,
	
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	 Day tickets are £82
	Day tickets are £82
 	Ouch
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42,
	
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	 Still.....
	Still.....
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45,
	
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	 They're shit.
	They're shit.
 	I prefer Simon Weston's new band 'Face No More'
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 Hahaha
	Hahaha
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51,
	
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	 shock and indeed horror
	shock and indeed horror
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51,
	
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	 I'm tempted with the
	I'm tempted with the 
 	Spirit of '77 event in Bath.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 That looks alright.
	That looks alright.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:56,
	
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	 I ought to take a screen grab of this.
	I ought to take a screen grab of this.
 	I posted something about music that you didn't call bent.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
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	 Alright, if you're bent, I meant to say.
	Alright, if you're bent, I meant to say.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 I went
	I went
 	To see Pop will eat itself last night. The was pretty bent.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:12,
	
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	 They were pretty bad first time around
	They were pretty bad first time around
 	I imagine having reformed once down on their luck they were terrible.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 About ten years ago I allowed a friend to persuade me to see a reformed Wonder Stuff
	About ten years ago I allowed a friend to persuade me to see a reformed Wonder Stuff
 	God that was depressing. I didn't even like them when they were at their "peak"
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:20,
	
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	 That's nothing, Rick Witter lives near me.
	That's nothing, Rick Witter lives near me.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:29,
	
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	 You live in Shed Six?
	You live in Shed Six?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:31,
	
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	 Endorsing this post.
	Endorsing this post.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:32,
	
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	 I was Going for Gold with it
	I was Going for Gold with it
 	*deletes account*
*kills self*
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:35,
	
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	 Don't give in to the Bully Boys
	Don't give in to the Bully Boys
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:43,
	
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	 tango takes it up the 'Rick Witter'.
	tango takes it up the 'Rick Witter'.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:45,
	
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	 He only gets it Half Way Home though
	He only gets it Half Way Home though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:46,
	
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	 You seem to know a lot of Shed Seven songs.
	You seem to know a lot of Shed Seven songs.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48,
	
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	 *whispers*
 	They are my guilty pleasure, after cat rape
	*whispers*
 	They are my guilty pleasure, after cat rape
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:51,
	
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	 I'd put the cat rape bit in big bold letters to draw attention away from the other thing
	I'd put the cat rape bit in big bold letters to draw attention away from the other thing
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:33,
	
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	 In fact I moved out.
	In fact I moved out.
 	I left it on Friday.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:40,
	
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	 I do hope it didn't ruin your weekend
	I do hope it didn't ruin your weekend
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:43,
	
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	 Not in the slightest.
	Not in the slightest.
 	I was pursuing rainbows.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:44,
	
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	 I had High Hopes for this thread
	I had High Hopes for this thread
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:45,
	
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	 I think a Shed Seven pun subthread is a new low for us all.
	I think a Shed Seven pun subthread is a new low for us all.
 	Someone start a new thread and we'll say no more about this unfortunate event.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48,
	
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	 *nods*
	*nods*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48,
	
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	 I bought their first few records.
	I bought their first few records.
 	Bent indeed.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:24,
	
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	 I still have Dos Dedos Mi Amigos knocking about somewhere.
	I still have Dos Dedos Mi Amigos knocking about somewhere.
 	It gives me a headache.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25,
	
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	 I had 'The Black Country Chainstore Massacre EP'
	I had 'The Black Country Chainstore Massacre EP'
 	I gave up on them following their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' which wasn't bad.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:26,
	
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	 your name came up in conversation last night
	your name came up in conversation last night
 	immediately followed by the phrase "fucking bent".
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07,
	
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	 in the nicest possible way
	in the nicest possible way
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08,
	
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	 Who were you out with?
	Who were you out with?
 	My guess is 'my dad'.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:10,
	
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	 you're not far off there, actually
	you're not far off there, actually
 	heh
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:13,
	
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	 Posting from the train, right?
	Posting from the train, right?
 	Good lad.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00,
	
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	 That would be great if it had good music.
	That would be great if it had good music. 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03,
	
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	 It'll be good whether then bands are any good, anyway.
	It'll be good whether then bands are any good, anyway.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04,
	
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	 I think that's what I meant.
	I think that's what I meant. 
 	I ruddy love Bath.
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
	
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	 You don't smell like you do.
	You don't smell like you do.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06,
	
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	 paul simon is headlining hard rock calling this year, performing the entire graceland album
	paul simon is headlining hard rock calling this year, performing the entire graceland album
 	i thought you'd like that, monts?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07,
	
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	 I love his cod-African stylings.
	I love his cod-African stylings.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:10,
	
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	 BUT IT'S A SEMINAL ALBUM
	BUT IT'S A SEMINAL ALBUM
 	actually i love his early stuff. but it's purely sentimental rather than musical; reminds me of childhood trips in the car. this is also why i still think "rumours" is the best album ever made.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:13,
	
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	 It's a semenal album, you mean.
	It's a semenal album, you mean.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:15,
	
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	 oh cum on
	oh cum on
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:16,
	
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	 don't be such a dick
	don't be such a dick
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:16,
	
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	 You have some balls to talk to me like that
	You have some balls to talk to me like that
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21,
	
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	 your impotent rage is not doing you any favours here
	your impotent rage is not doing you any favours here
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:22,
	
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	 I admire your spunk.
	I admire your spunk.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:25,
	
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	 where is batter(ed) anyway?
	where is batter(ed) anyway?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:33,
	
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	 Probably standing on a box somewhere, earning his SIX FIGURE SALARY!!!!!!
	Probably standing on a box somewhere, earning his SIX FIGURE SALARY!!!!!!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:35,
	
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	 silly dozer
	silly dozer
 	that is not a pun about spunk.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:37,
	
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	 I love it when you're mean to me.
	I love it when you're mean to me.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:39,
	
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	 somethingsomethingnobgag
	somethingsomethingnobgag
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:26,
	
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	 I hope you get the sack.
	I hope you get the sack.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28,
	
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	 sounds like you need a hug mate, best wishes x
	sounds like you need a hug mate, best wishes x
 	
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