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'Oh what a beautiful morning!'
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the neighbour's kids have buggered off to their Grannies' for the day and I have dry-cured bacon, free-range eggs and cumberland chipolatas for breakfast. Life is good!
Tell me, O denizens of off topic, what's great about your day?
Alt: Why are you such a curmudgeonly twat?
Alt Alt: I dunno, something about how shit football is. Maybe kittens - you decide.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 9:17,
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I'm starting the day with DJ Sneak's fabric mix.
Straight up, no nonsense boompty house.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 9:54,
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I'm starting the day shooting aliens then off out down by the river.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 9:55,
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Ooh nice!
Unfortunately the best bit of river I can get to (Stratford) will be full of tourists by 11.
Will you be boating/fishing/just chilling?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:01,
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Chilling mon
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:22,
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I'm still caning Horde on GoW3.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:01,
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Get mass effect 3
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:22,
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I'm waiting for the GOTY edition.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:54,
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It certainly is..
A splendid day to drink ice cold cider and celebrate birthdays in the pub beer garden with friends and family.. You coming?
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nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:25,
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I'll decide when I get up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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I going for a run.
Beat that Interweebs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:56,
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I cleaned the kitchen.
Eat THAT!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:04,
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B3th.
I've got a feeling that I'm at a wedding when you are planning PIERbash
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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i can move it.
The date's not fixed in stone. It was just an abritrary date i picked out because no bastard would tell what date they actually wanted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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Put it to a vote!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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I don't know whay I'm bothering anyway.
Nobody will want to go, and anyone who says they do will change their mind and not turn up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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I'm not turning up.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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See?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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It'll be you and Cavy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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That's enough, surely?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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This week's jacket potato count: 10
although most of them were small ones, I like the smaller jacket potatos 'cus you get a better skin to guts ratio.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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Terrible disco syphon.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:41,
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I just had a lovely frittata
And Teenage Dirtbag came up on random last night so now I'm watching Loser, the film the video was from. S' alright.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Teenage Dirtbag nearly made me go all Ted Bundy when it came out.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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unlike your usual Al Bundy?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:51,
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I seem to recall it being played every 20 minutes on every station for Weeks
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:52,
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Yeah, and the ultra-shitness of it made me nearly go all Dahmer.
The homicidal urges became even worse when A Little Respect came out.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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Two Princes for me
Couldn't avoid it every waking hour for what seemed like months.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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I was young enough at the time to like it.
But clearly I realise the error of my ways.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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I liked it the first couple of times
then eventually I wanted to kill everyone.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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I always want to kill everyone.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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I'm listening to this beauty
youtu.be/PwHslqdUopkI'm gonna go for a walk in a bit seeing as there's nowt else to do and no one to talk to. Then it's work, work, work all weekend. Joy.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Having been for a run this morning
I went to the gym this afternoon. I trust this shames you into getting off your sofa.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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DOES IT HELP IF I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC JEFF??
I'm off to the gym later on SO F-F-F-F UCK YOU
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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Who is an alcoholic?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:18,
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Your postings revolve around drinking alot. As a stranger I get to point this out to you.
Stuns ended up in rehab so that makes you the new board Amy Winehouse if that's any consolation.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:32,
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If George can stop then so can you Jeff 'Mullered'
www.nhs.uk/Livewell/alcohol/Pages/Alldaydrinker.aspx
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:33,
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God bless George.
An inspiration to us all.
The gym on a Saturday night seems like an odd time to be going. Surely you've got better things to be doing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:47,
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Nah, work tomorrow morning, might go out for one later or I might not. That's the crazy life I lead.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:54,
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What do you do for a living?
You don't strike me as being the holy type, so I've ruled out you being a priest.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:58,
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