So, you know Starbucks have taken to asking your name when you buy coffee?
It turns out the Polish girl in the Uxbridge branch knows who Enoch Powell is. So that went well.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:31, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
try Adolf next time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

"Yes, my name is Herman -H E R M A N
"Goering.



What?"
( Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

They didn't ask my name wehen i went in on saturday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

No, it's the first time they've done it to me.
I can't see it lasting, to be honest. It might work in the States where they get all wanky over customer service and being friends with them and all that shit, but over here we like a nice, surly glower in our service staff.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Service should be efficient, quiet and unobtrusive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

You sound like Noel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah? Well YOU sound like Easter

( Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Isn't it just so they can call your name
if they're making several drinks at the same time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I will never go in Starbucks so this is purely academic to me*.
Good try with Mr Powell though. Next time: Derek Beacon.

*I can't afford to pay nearly three quid for a non-alcoholic drink
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

+k

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Friend of mine is called 'Glennis'. She'll say it once to them and then refuses to repeat it. She has Flickr album of all the cups she has got. 'Lenny', 'Denny', 'Dennis' and then the ones that aren't even names, my favourite of which is 'Gebbis'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)