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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am hungover, and they're testing the fire alarms. This is clearly unfair, and as a result, I shall delete my account, and kill myself.
I drank a lot, went out, pulled, chilled at home, and that's about it.

What a thoroughly enjoyable life I lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I drank a lot, went out, pulled masterbated in a bush, chilled at home, and that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I have never masterbated in a bush
I have, however, masturbated in a bush, you fucking dolt.

Morning ape, how was the wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)
good, huge booze, fantastic Indian food, 6 starters an 6 maincourses
Got to bed about 4, absoloutely knackered today, i can't take the pace anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Ahh, good good.
I've got my cousins wedding in a month, he's Scottish, she's Spanish. The reception should be...interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Tiny tapas will solve both problems

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)

tiny enormous, greasy
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Seriously.
You can't spell 'masturbated'? You? The biggest wanker on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Pulled? Pfft. I bet you couldn't even pull a muscle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Just because you're married and your wife hates you, doesn't mean the rest of us can't have fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)
haha, i bet you pulled a housewhale, and even she didn't want to know you after

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Nope, she's slim, and quite attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

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