You are an odd chap, you really are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's never that hot here though.
The Spaniard in me means I don't get sunburned on these shores.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Does he cast a shadow over you while he is in?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

you do realise the burning comes from light rather than heat, don't you barry?
and also that 30 degrees is quite warm, even compared to declaring ALL OUT THERMONUCLEAR WAR on your neighbours
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

You talk like it's 30 degrees every day of the summer.
I couldn't give a monkeys really, I just pity anyone pasty, pale and ginger enough to be able to get burned in the UK.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

i said a couple of comments down taht it's only the odd day, so we're more likely to be caught off guard
i wouldn't expect a spaniard to be able to understand
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Getting burned in 30 degrees is still for queers.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

yes, keep an eye out for melanoma though, won't you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Why does my toast always come out black then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

toast is not made from our skin and is exposed to higher temperatures

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Thank for clearintg this up for me
You should have your own science program on BBC 1 at 7:30 pm on tuesdays
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I'd prefer to be on later so taht only the serious adults watch
you ever seen a sunbed before? they're not hot are they?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I am aware of this, i'm not Barry
however I don't think I've ever actually seen a sunebd in real life
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

i think i did when i was a kid, but mostly now i just walk by salons and tut

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Oh you totally should see them in the wild if you ever get the chance.
Those you see in tanning salons have been bred in captivity, that's why they're all white. In the wild they have all manner of different markings and colourings. You can go on boat tours and watch them frolicking in the shallows, chasing each other underwater and breaching into the sunlight they love so much.

They're such wondrous creatures, the wild sunbed.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

dude needs to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)