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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This morning I did such a massive shitI swear I thought my arse was going to make a noise like a shower gell bottle when you squirt out the gel and then squeeze the sides to get the air back into it and it goes like "PHWU-DU-Du-DU-du-DU-DU-du-Du-dU-PWUP"
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Do you ever find that when you're squeezing one out, there is an unknown air blockage and 'cus your pushing so hard and the sudden release it makes you jump?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:07,
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A post about taking a shit, Including similies?...If this contained 50,000 more words I'd consider sueing for breach of copyright.
How are you anyway Al?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:11,
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Sorry, wasn't ignoring youJust got sidetracked by some work. I'm very well thanks Mr Lake, yourself?
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
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