Town was disappointingly low on scantily -clad hotties at lunchtime
The weather, whilst glorious, has increased footfall which means more mongs in my fucking way.

I did, however, see a one-armed MJ impersonator dancing for coins outside Jarrolds. No word of a lie. He was really fucking good as well. I lobbed a quid into his hat, and as the song ended I stuck out my right hand to shake his.

Now which arm do you think he was missing?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am in Uxbridge
So scantily clad, yes. Hotties, no. No, no, no, no.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Yeah, I think we may have something in common here
I mean besides being ridiculously handsome and effortlessly suave.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I didn't know Kroney was gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)

You live and learn

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

are you both dozer sock puppets?
or does he just stick his good looking hands up your arses for fun?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I have it on good authority that I'm better-looking than Dozer
Which makes me wonder just how minging he must be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I liked it when Al posted pictures of you with a blue rinse and you got all upset

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Haha, I am sure PD thinks he's better looking than both of us.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

both of us everyone else in the world
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I had a look at the music profile thing he keeps banging on about.
He's certainly confident.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I find overconfidence to be an enormously unattractive trait
Yes, yes, I know, jealousy, overcompensating, gay crush, whatevs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I'm not passing judgement.
Just saying that I've seen his photo and that he's confident.

You coming to the Bristol bash, by the way?
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Sadly not
I was being optimistic when I said I could come, it was always dependent on the missus being up for a trip to Bristol to visit her sister.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Not allowed to spend a night away from home, eh?
My ex was a bit like that.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Haha it's more the 240-mile trip
but possibly not, given that I'd be off to meet internet randoms!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)

My mouseover isn't working today, you'll have to spell this out to me, ok

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Confident meaning what exactly?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Meaning confident.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Meaning justifiably so, or hilariously so?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I maintain that you look like a skinny Jimmy Carr
if that helps?
(berk, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Massively.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Yours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)