Personal Triumph :
- Whilst tempting to do a PJ, as we all know, if you talk about sex on the internet, you must be lying(!). So I'd say the fact that I've managed to keep my job over the years of fuck ups (not always my fault), and have also improved the company in many ways
Personal Strife :
- Work, and soon, family.
Entertainment :
- The Finder is excellent, just started watching The Almighty Johnsons too (on LiC's recommendation)
Aww :
- Puppies, as cats are shit.
Food :
The final day of my spicy BBQ pork thing, I'm making a chicken, mushroom and cream pasta dish tomorrow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

So if I say I'm not getting any its the truth but when I talk about my sexual conquest its lies? :(
I have genuinely been given a blowjob by twin sisters before as well but no-one believes me, nor will they ever believe me because its such an unlikely thing to happen.
( Peej, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I think it's all bollocks as well, but you know the rules, sorry!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Conjoined?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

simultaneously?
Quick, someone text Bella and tell her about this victory for feminism.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

hahaha

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)

blow jobs are shit anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)

got jaw ache?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

This should usually be the point where
an attention-seeking girl pops up to assure us all that *her* blowjobs are amaaaazing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

oh i wonder which attention seeking girl that would be?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I've got a cock gaz ready for whoever she is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

she is me
Cockshot plz
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

You're clearly not quite right in the head.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

i believe you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I believe in life after love.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

i can hear something inside me say i really don't think you're strong enough, oh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Were they your sisters?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

quintenlols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

eh? What?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)

You have twin sisters LOL

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

fuck i hope my sister doesn't find out about this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)

If you rearrange those words you get
i fuck my sister (about this hope doesn't find out)
which is poetic
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)

beautiful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)