I never made it to the gym.
I went for a jog instead.

I can't believe the number of people trying to fill their cars with petrol at the moment. It's like trying to get bread and milk when there is a bit of snow falling.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It would probably help
if the Prime Minister wasn't scaremongering all over the news.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I know.
Call me Dave. No. Call me* a daft scaremongering cunt. Yes.

*I mean Dave - obviously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:58, Reply)

OH MY GOD PANIC!!!!!!!!!!
what a twat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Tanker drivers are reviled universally
Even by other lorry drivers. This is sabre-rattling.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)

They get paid a lot already don't they?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)

About £40k a year I believe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

About 40K

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

And they have great seats.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Panic on the forecort of BP
Panic in carwash at Morrisons
I wonder to myself.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Hang the PM
hang the PM...
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Hold your horses! We haven't got to the chorus yet.
(But we'll use your line).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Will there ever be fuel again?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Or will we all have to walk round?
(Bedford - your turn)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Woah, hold up there, Swampy!
What are you, some kind of eco-warrior?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Sad news about Swampy.
He's dead.

He had a heart-attack. The hospital were going to give him a bypass but he protested.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)

*groans*

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Honestly. That's one of my better ones.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I groaned.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Well, it was quick if nothing else.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)

always a winner with the ladies.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)

You burnt me.
*Sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

It's been a while, but... LTI!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Woo-Hoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Oh God, this.
The queues were ridiculous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

As I drove past our local station, I hasten to add...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

If fuel gets lot
You might not be able to go 'doughnutting' in the carpark of your local industrial estate this Friday night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)

It's already a lot.
Diesel is £1.42 in Weston.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)

hahaha
I have no idea what I was trying to say there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Although that's quite cheap.
I paid £160 for a pair of their jeans.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I remember when it was about 50p a litre.
I could fill the tank in my little Peugeot 106 for less than twenty quid!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

The first car I had - a one litre Nova.
Thirteen quid to fill it from 'I've been running on empty for a few days' to 'this'll last ages, a full tank'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I wouldn't know about my first car - a Mini 850
Because I drove it into a metal fence three days after buying it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Ouch...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Sideways
It bounced along the middle bits, but every 15 feet or so there's a structural post mounted in concrete.

Hit that side on and knocked the front of the car 15 degrees out of true.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I think you'll find that most mini's had a grille on the front anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

It was about 85p when I passed my test ten years ago.
I used to be able to fill my little car for £35. It's close on £80 these days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Are you lot reminiscing about petrol prices?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Sad isn't it?
I'm also over on facebook reminiscing with a couple of mates about the Pixies and Jane's Addiction.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Are we old?
When did we get old?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I don't know about old.
The missus refers to it as 'middle youth'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

You're to blame.
Probably.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I usually am.
You know what they say: you're only as old as the man you feel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

That is perfectly acceptable to me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Thank God for that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I remember seeing the Pixies at a V Festival a few years back.
I had fun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I saw them in the late 80's in Newcastle.
Supported by the Wolfgang Press. Excellent gig. Kim Deal just radiated loveliness.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I radiated the aura of a bloke pilled off his tits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

A couple of the people I was with probably did as well.
I was never into it so I stuck with the beer. And possibly a shmoke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I missed all the reunion gigs
And was too young to see them before they split. I've nearly seen them separately though - I saw Frank Black solo at Reading one year, I've also seen the Breeders and also David Lovering's magic show.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

We bought a Peugeot 107 two years ago.
It cost about £36 to fill it. Now it's more like £46. The one benefit of not working at the moment is we're not using much fuel just now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

i know what you mean.
I do about 5000 miles a year at most.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I've got 3/4 of a tank at the moment.
I think I may survive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Gloria Gaynors forgotten verse ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I'm just onto half, so another 200 miles or so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

The Proclaimers less....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)