I hate Watford
It's basically London, but it thinks it's its own town, with it's stupid one way system and a shopping centre call the "Harlequin Centre" Harlequins don't even fucking play in Watford, it's where Saracens have their home ground!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:59, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It is an absolute shit pit of a place. Almost makes Slough look somewhere ok to live. Almost.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Apart from all the black, credit card thieves there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I doubt there is anyone living there with the income level to qualify for a black credit card.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Very efficient female credit card theives, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

It is a fucking dump.
I once spent half an hour in the Homebase car park in Watford waiting for a lift off Lusty's brother.

It was like the Midwich Cuckoos only instead of creepy children, it was faceless dullards in Burton shirts - basically a whole town of Quentins and Dawns unconsciously going about their drone-like tedious existences, their blank faces giving no sign of anything remotely resembling intelligence of any kind. Plus I bet they're all swingers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

See many pink cowboy hats?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Hundreds.
Gangs of plump, orange harpies in pink cowboy hats stalk their pubs and clubs, looking for all the world like The Warriors - were it set in Blackpool rather than New York.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Did they ask you to turn them into a popsicle?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Repeatedly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Then of course there were also all the blokes dressed up in white military outfits

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

It looks like Pearl Harbour on a Satuday night
and the stench of Blue Stratos is enough to kill cattle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

what, puree them and put them in the freezer?
I can only see that being a pretty niche request, I'll be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VviAGmNX9qE
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

yes, I know.
*sigh*

*reflects on a lifetime wasted on people missing points*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I guessed as much, I just wanted to paste that link

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

You are aware that the word harlequin is not exclusively associated with rugby, right?
They might possibly not have thought exclusively about local sports teams when naming the place. Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

rugby Batman
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)