That fucking spastic Francis Maude should be strung up.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I genuinely cannot understand why in the fuck that seemed a sensible statement for him to make.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

The guy seems to be a magnet for fucktard statements, he did something similar just last week too
I'm sure it was him, it was about the "cash for access to the PM" issue.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Oh FFS *head in hands*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I'm sure he meant well
It's probably perfectly sensible to store Jerrycans of petrol in your garage, when you've got butlers to fetch it and keep an eye on it in a garage the size of a small aircraft hangar...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

The type of twats who are doing it
are the sort that get 25mpg, so they'll all be back there again next week, moaning that they haven't got any fuel left.

Annoyingly, they will probably take this as evidence that they were right in the first place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Heaven forfend, their precious brat-children might have to walk to prep school!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)