I heard there was going to be a shortage of interest in petrol-themed threads.
Alt: Five minutes later he tried to sell it to me for 20p so he could get a 'ten bag' of 'brown'. They don't want water, FFS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This one did.
it was fucking hot, and his little dog didn't have any water to drink.
Anyway, I saw him open the bottle and give it to the dog, so there.

They're not all homeless because they're drug addicts, you terrible bigot.
some drug addicts have homes. And attractive girlfriends. And jobs. And, unbelievably, access to their kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

ooh, Meow!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Meow meow is such a last year's drug

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You're last years drug.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I only give money to the homeless if they promise me it's going to be spent on class A's.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

My brother and I are the same.
'Promise me you'll spend it on drink and/or drugs'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

My Mrs used to work in Rugby town centre
Her office would get a stream of visitors offering to sell goods ranging from televisions and videos, etc to jewellery and other small valuable items. The price, on asking, was always the same no matter what the item was: "tenner"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Hahaha
Probably all ex members of Spacemen 3.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

She did get to know Pete "Sonic Boom" Kember's dad through her work
Who was well used to such things disappearing from his house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I bought their first 12" when I was a boy.
Numbered ltd edition, one side played at 33" and was a long version of Rollercoaster by 13th Floor Elevators. At some point I must have flogged, likely for pence - now worth over £100.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Tenner?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Are you offering me a copy for a tenner?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

That is the rrp in Rugby
I don't sell my records, though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I saw it on Netsounds for £95 about three years ago.
EDIT looking again it seems there must have been a US reissue as there are mint still sealed copies going for about a tenner over there.

Fuck me, 1986. I was 13 - what impeccable taste I had.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

There was indeed a 2011 reisssue.
MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)