I am cheerful about my NEW FUCKING JOB
and enjoying a teensy bit of schadenfreude over idiot co-worker's realisation that she's going to have to step up.

Also a bit stressed about how while zoopla and rightmove are full of rental properties, when you contact the agents they've all gone except the really expensive ones or ones "only twenty minutes walk from [useless station]".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If you rent somewhere in Enfield Chase, you can get a place in a guarden and we can timeshare a dog !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I don't want a garden though
too much effort.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Nah' man, if you rent it, then the landlord has to sort it, and you get to plant a few edible delights and have BBQs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Plus you can do something like this.... *finds photo of Ma's garden*.... hold on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/3789376798/in/photostream
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)

v nice
EEEEEFFFFFFOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTT
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Nah' man, you're missing a trick here.
The point is, Ma' loves her gardening, so she has beds around the side, but get rid of them and you've got a well nice bit of outdoors without any work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Have a look at private rentals via Craigslist

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Battered knows all about trawling Craigslist using 'rent' as a search term.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Not since i got married.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

not ever
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Hold up a minute, can you get totty on Craig's List?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)

What key words do I search for to find women who would hire their vaginas out to me without a deposit of some kind?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Surely the deposit is the hole point?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)

or you can use a swipe card in the back

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

All full of Olympic £100/night shit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)