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And I will insist on a beer from CQ for his remark the next time i see him. And you are shorter than me ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:31,
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You are 5 foot 10?EDIT:
I just saw your 5 foot 9 admission.
I actually don't know if I'm 5 foot 9 or less, I haven't had my heaight measured in years.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:11,
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which keeps rising as people mock your stature.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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To be fairyou only appear really short in the company of Monty, Stunned and myself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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True, I don't remember you being particularly short.True I can remember what the top of you head looks like, which is not true of Monty, but I am genuinely shocked that Dozer is a hobbit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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I donno whats wrong with being short.I love it when my head is at boob-height of average women. It gets shit after that until you reach the height of her head being at around your weist height.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:45,
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Aparently an average woman is 5'3"well, 5'4"-5" actually but either way you're still not short enough for boob height.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:54,
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I can be if I bend my knees just right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:02,
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A resourceful man.How tall are you Gonz? my memory says about 5'7"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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Yup, pretty much spot on.Maybe 5'8" if I got the right clothes on or I've let my hair grow a bit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:26,
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He is?Fuck me, man's a midget.
OK, 2 pints.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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When are we meeting up so you can buy me these? Be good to catch up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:41,
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I'm in london and free for the forseeable (with the exception of most of the easter weeekend)Don't think I will make Jeffstock though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:44,
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My son.They come back from Florida the weekend before, so I expect to have him on Jeffstock weekend. Sorry dude.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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QC said you can have two pintsBut in half pint measures.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:45,
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Sorry mate. I'll get you a drink when I see you*Orders a couple of shorts*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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Can we stop picking on Battered now that Dozer is officially the shortest man on B3ta?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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Gonz is exempt. He make up for it in personalityHe's genuinely not someone I think of a short
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:52,
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actuall lols.Did they make all the furniture and scenery smaller?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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Exacto !Height doesn't have much to do with stacture.
To be honest, I can't see how someone can get grumpy or insulted, even at jest, by their height. It just doesn't seem like something thats worth bothering about, its not like you can change it, and its not like anyone seriously cares.
Even if I was an actual dwarf, and especially after watching Game Of Thones, then I really wouldn't care.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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