I could never bring myself to vote for Boris.
He's a devious cunt, with a talent for using big publicity stunts as covers for burying bad news. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him, and I certainly couldn't throw the toffee-nosed sack of shit any distance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Boris any politician
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Boris in particular
I'm wary of him because I can see he's got a good handle on his public image. Mixing that with a mentally retarded electorate is a dangerous combination.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Homebrew is fermenting now btw.
I've put a jumper on it to keep it snug and warm.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Nice one
Once it gets going that valve should start gurgling in the top - it's quite nice, almost like it's speaking to you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

My fridge is a bit like that with all the cheese that's in it at the moment.
Last night I ate a great big piece of stilton before dinner.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I envy you.
I'd love to have a fridge full of fancy cheese, though I think it might kill my flatmates.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

It's started getting sediment and the ring.. I've forgotten what that's called
but hopefully it'll be bubbling in the next day or two.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)