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News linkssswww.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2012/apr/03/boris-johnson-and-ken-livingstone-live-hustings-transport-london
Boris and Ken in Lift row shocker. Who's the real fucking liar? You are.
Also disabled dating www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17584953 would you date someone in a wheelchair? What's your disability limit for loooove?
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I've just been reading that.I like the idea of Johnson having the audacity to call someone else a liar.
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Some reports are he said "its all fucking lies" rather than "you're a fucking liar"which could be spun as better.
Ken must be smugging it right up.
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You must agree that ken is an odious little turd though?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:13,
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Yes. Johnson is entirely about his own vanity projects e.g the new routemasterin 4 years of office he hasn't bothered to meet with the tube unions once. Ken may be a prick as a person, but at least he got things done and doesn't have such a horrendously selfish attitude.
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I wouldn't meet with the unions, bunch of selfish cuntsI'd vote for Boris every time purely on his pledge to introduce driverless trains
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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Which he'll pledge as costing no money for the taxpayerand then cost £75million, and 7Million a year, like the bikes?
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excellent stuffanyway you don't get a say as you live in the provinces
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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I am totally gutted I don't get to choose between those two people to control my town.(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
It's not just those 2If you want to you can waste your vote on Brian Paddick.
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It would be very interesting to see what happen if, say, the cable had snapped on that liftIt really is a two-horse race at the moment - nobody seems to know a thing about the other candidates.
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Paddick will never win because he's a lib dem. And everyone quite understandably thinks they are all deceitful cuntsThe other bird is a Green I think. But since I don't even know her name there is very little chance of her getting in.
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I could never bring myself to vote for Boris.He's a devious cunt, with a talent for using big publicity stunts as covers for burying bad news. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him, and I certainly couldn't throw the toffee-nosed sack of shit any distance.
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Boris in particularI'm wary of him because I can see he's got a good handle on his public image. Mixing that with a mentally retarded electorate is a dangerous combination.
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Homebrew is fermenting now btw.I've put a jumper on it to keep it snug and warm.
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Nice oneOnce it gets going that valve should start gurgling in the top - it's quite nice, almost like it's speaking to you.
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My fridge is a bit like that with all the cheese that's in it at the moment.Last night I ate a great big piece of stilton before dinner.
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I envy you.I'd love to have a fridge full of fancy cheese, though I think it might kill my flatmates.
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It's started getting sediment and the ring.. I've forgotten what that's calledbut hopefully it'll be bubbling in the next day or two.
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You'd stop at three?Just think of the fun you could have with four...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:16,
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Or six, if you're Jeff(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:22,
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Johnson is neither slimey nor an oikI cannot comment on tax dodging due to ongoing legal proceedings
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:21,
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Cannot make up my mind who to vote for in the London Mayoral election. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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i lost my virginity to a deaf blokeHe was about the hottest man I've ever laid eyes on
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:18,
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Was your dad hovering outside the door waiting for the money shot groans to start so he knew when to burst in?(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
i slept with a deaf girl once, true storybest of all i called her by my ex's name when taking her from behind AND SHE NEVER KNEW
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I'd probably say no to wheelchairs because of practical thinkingbut the girl in the wheelchair there is really hot.
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'Shannon Murray says physical access is paramount on dates'Damn right. Access straight between the top of her legs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:26,
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where?right there...oh no wait she can't get up the stairs can she?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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"I pretend my epilepsy meds are vitamins. Nobody wants a one night stand with an epileptic" I dunno, all that fitting could really spice things up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:31,
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Sub thread: epilleptic chat up lines"It's not just your medical alert bracelett that tells me you're a fitty"
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I heard Bella has to take 10 pills a day to temper her epilepsyshe still loves to shake, rattle and roll though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:34,
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if you're chatting up a man eipileptic;i bet if you tried to put your cock inside me it wouldn't fit
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put on a strobe light next time you make love to himand sing 'I like the way you move'
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Well anyone reading that now knows Helen is a slag and well up for no strings sex(
Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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I'll be honest, I think I would prefer dating someone who is disabled, depending on their disability.1) They'll be able to understand what its like for me to be ill most of the time.
2) I can look after them, and them look after me, and I like that.
3) It's easier to get a parking space, if I drove, which I don't.
Women are a lot like parking spaces, when all the good ones are taken you sometimes have to use the disabled one.
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Do you get a disabled parking badge in case you need to run in and use a toilet?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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Philosophy for life that is.Or just as you see a good one some cunt with a bmw slips in before you.
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Women are like parking spaces, they're whores and they're liars.(
Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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I'd rather date a spazmo than the Miss Cornwall winnerwww.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officer-Alice-makes-arresting-sight-ndash/story-15703808-detail/story.html
Mind you the first comment is great
“As a police officer I wonder if she has ever been involved in anything when back doors were smashed in?”
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Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:14,
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What in the fuck is going on with the guy on the left's face?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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