What the fuck are jelly bean candles?
I have a sofa, does that count as a soft furnishing.
Or is soft furnishing some sort of gay slang that I don't understand?
And what is all this about man meat?
This thread is totally gay.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

me thinks the lady doth protest too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Is this how you usually try to seduce straight men?
Your cod-mediaeval talk doesn't impress me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Once he gets them back to his crib his oak flooring always seals the deal

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Ah I see now
The whole flat is done out in a mock-tudor style.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Mrs Naked Ape is right classy and insists on the best

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)

You should see our leaded windows!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It's the stuck on stuff and all, I love mock tudor me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

on double galzing with plastic frames
Fucking Craig Doyle cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)

you can lead a window to water, but you can't make it think

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

CANDLES MADE BY THE JELLY BEAN PEOPLE. SMELL AWESOME.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

glad you've come out, tel
fancy a date?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)

As a gay man I don't like cunts and for that reason I'm out.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)