poor thing
it makes me thank my lucky stars everytime someone crosses themselves and spits on my hideous form, every time a small child cries 'mummy! it's a monster!' as I walk past, I will pray that I will never be saddled with the curse of beauty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It is indeed a heavy burden to bear.
*ridiculously good looking*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

wait a minute!
YOU are Samantha Brick!!!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

No, she's taller.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

chicks hate her though.
And chicks dig me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Dozer, earlier:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2124400/Adam-Levine-Anne-Vyalitsyna-break-Maroon-5-star-shaves-head-split-model.html
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

actually, I shaved my head on Sunday.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)