Calista Flockhart is so ugly she makes bats crash.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

god, i'd have killed to look like her at one point
my bf at uni nearly creamed his crotch every time she came on the screen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)

then he was gay or blind, sweetie.
For a start it looks like she's got another whole forehead on top of her normal one. that, or someone shrank all her features but left her head the same size.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

or had a fetish for anorexic chicks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)

If he's going for anorexic chicks he could at least pick an attractive one.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

like who?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

John Prescott

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

hubba hubba.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I dunno, I don't dig thin girls
but Calista Flockhart particularly looks like she's been set on fire and put out with the ugly bat. Errm, I dunno, Keira Knightly?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)