Jeffstock, baby!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

woop woop!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:18, Reply)

I think cavy's alarm has just gone off.#

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Of course.
I thought today was Saturday.

I'd imagine it'll rain though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I've been thinking it was Saturday all day.
Long weekends are weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Not as weird as your face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Oh, that's harsh.
HARSH, jeff!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Not as harsh as your face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

You so want me

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I want you to get a job.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Well, that makes two of us.
I'm now down to 'assistant manager at Farmfoods' and 'part time admin assistant at Brean leisure Park'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:37, Reply)

I hope you get the job at Brean.
You can then post a nice long meesage on here explaining to Dozer and Battered why they might not want to go to visit.

If they aren't tall enough to use anything but the tea-cup ride, it might not be worth the entrance fee.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)

oh, eeyore!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Got your pirate outfit sorted for the occasion?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)

sorted?
this makes it sounds like I'd have to plan a pirate outfit. I can see my tricorn from here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Just to make it clear.
It isn't a fancy dress occasion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

i may just wear a hat, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

I'd wear some other clothes as well
just to be on the safe side.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)

really?
I thought it would be warmer in England?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Just drink Old Bristolian all night and you'll be warm enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Old Bristolian = Tony Benn?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Morph.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Morph's dead.
Chas set the place on fire as in insurance job.

Mr Bennett now lives in Antigua.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)

No.
I can't believe Chas torced the pencil box.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)

That scrubbing brush is dead too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Good.
I never liked it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Went up like kindling.
But it's alright. Tony Hart used it as charcoal to draw a police sketch of Chas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Spoilsport

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)

If you want to see boobies that much
I believe there might be some pictures of them on the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

I have also heard such rumours
Extremely difficult to track down, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

BOOOBIES!
4.bp.blogspot.com/_X8HP0Z0XyrQ/S6ccIDx-LBI/AAAAAAAAAUI/aIOVfqxc8Ag/s400/blue_footed_boobies-dance-thumb.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I wonder if the cider boat will stock this for the weekend?
www.gwyntcidershop.com/product/dog_dancer/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

did you make that?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Clearly not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)

If they do,
we shall rename it Dog Fucker in your honour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I can't imagine they will have it on.
They said to me that the 21st was their St George celebration, and Dog Dancer is a Welsh brew.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)