A list compiled by a certain scary member.
I think I had posted about my boobs or something and was deemed an attention seeker. Twas long ago and I have been a lurker ever since.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So, boobs you say....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Yep.
Two. As is the standard.

I don't want to end up on the list of doom again though...
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Well we're all lovely here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Ahh good :)

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

How long were you gone for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Oh gawd I dont remember exactly.
Ages. I got all upset and silly :)
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Did you lock a small person in the space under a bed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

This, from a man whose name indicates he molests canines.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

*sobs*
How are you Noel?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Meh.
But I'm playing guitar at an acoustic night and meeting a girl next week, on the same night.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Do you play in a band, or just for pleasure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Pleasure mostly, I'm collaborating with one of my closest friends for a gig at the end of April in Portsmouth for a birthday party.
Partly shitting myself about it, partly just relying on my inner smug guitarist.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Are you singing as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Yup, not entirely sure which song I'm gonna do yet but it'll be the first time I've played in front of more than a couple of people in twenty years.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Wow.
That's exciting (but I'm guessing you're shitting yourself).

How many folk do you expect to be there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Probably 30+
and a girl I've not seen in six or seven years. There was definitely a spark back then, but she was seeing a mutual friend. We'll see, it'll be a fun night.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Shhh Jeff's on the pull
Don't cramp his style.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I hardly think suggesting a newb' is the mother of Shannon Matthews is classic 'pull' technique.
But if it works......
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

You've been out of the game for too long...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Unless she changes her name to "Call Me Princess" I don't think he's in with a chance.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I've been single for so long
Frankly anything with a pulse has a chance.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

You'll fit right in here.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Excellent!

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

My 2nd car was called Jeff.
Only I spelt it Geoff.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Did it fuck dogs?
(I'll accept 'came off better in a low-speed accident with a Rover).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Sadly no.
It was just a simple metro.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

a ROVER Metro.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

There are no scary members here
Only harmless nerds.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Well, I hope so.
Taking a giant leap of faith by chatting on here. Very scared!
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

As long as you can cope with being called a bender
And the occasional accusation of being Bert, you'll be fine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

So says the most bent of all the benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I thought I was Bert?
It's all so confusing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I will take bender as a compliment.
And I am not even sure what bert is exactly. But again, I will assume it is a term of affection.

Be gentle with me, I am on pills for my nerves.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Thank you for being nice to me everyone.
I need a bit of nice in my life at the moment - so thank you xxx
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Awww thanks xx

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Responding with love x

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Broadsword?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Yeah, thanks, I grew it myself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I meant to say to you
that photo you took by the Angel of teh North is fucking excellent. i loved it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Thank you my dear.
I've been lax with the camera recently, shit's been up. How're you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Yeah, not bad, ta.
I don't feel my pictures have been up to much cop recently though. I really haven't been getting out with the camera enough, and the shots I'm grabbing are starting to show it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Just take it EVERYWHERE
and every time you see something that moves you, shoot it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)