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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning sirrahI'm puzzling over the grammatical accuracy over your username. It's probably fine but I hardly slept so am a bit woozy. Fascinating stuff, I know.
Welcome to /OT. Names of those you should ignore available on request.
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Knew I could rely on youI really am feeling incredibly shaky today. Expect outbursts of unfettered rage and flouncing.
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shove your manstruation up your fairy arseyou ballroom dancing prick
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you'd like that wouldn't you?you'd love to see me do monty, and then you'd love to join in until we were a chain of thrusting, groaning, man meat
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I imagine the term "Daisy chaining" was based on the length and girth of your penis(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
i imagine the term 'fannying about in a sequinned poof suit'was designed specifically with you in mind
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You mean the term you just made up with me in mind?Flattered but spoken for, sunshine
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Had 11 days off - fucking wonderful!I now have contented children, a new front door and new wardrobes.....and no money left.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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Been quite good actuallyNew wardrobes meant sorting out all my old clothes and buying new ones
I have discovered play.com do good t-shirts for fucking cheap!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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I need to go through my wardrobe and get rid of all my fat bastard clothesApparently needing them again is not an option
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This is what I've just done(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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Hand spaz is bloody soreOtherwise, fine.
Yourself?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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Tripped over my own feet whilst pissed, twatted my hand into door frame, fucked up my knuckles(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:54,
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YepOnly cuts, but they're rather fucking painful
See?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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FuckWhat did you punch? A deep fat fryer?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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Exzema has fucked up the skin already, cold weather has made it far worseI know I caught the frame hard, but if it were my other hand, I think it would have been a small loss of skin, and that's about it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:20,
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I think boxing gloves are the way forward on a night out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:21,
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This was a night inWhat embarrasses me is that I have a feeling that this would have happened even if I was sober.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:24,
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Yeah, yeahYou're making it worse because of our bet
I feel like hell
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Believe me, there's no point making it any worseToo much booze?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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To be equally fascinatingI think it's right (I hope it is) - if it was singular ownership it would be Apothecary's - but since i'm applying to the a plural the apostrophe sits at the end.. My mum'd be able to tell you, fucking grammar nazi she is. Top of the morning to you as well - good to know I'm not the only one suffering from crappy sleepless nights. All's well besides that I hope?
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Upon review (and Monty's contribution) I believe you are spot on sirYou seem like a thoroughly decent and likeable chap. I think you must be lost.
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Why thankyou Kinda glad I made my introduction here rather than the other boards.. Although I guess I should make the rounds at some point
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More new blood on here is a good thingThere seems to be far fewer posters than 6 months ago.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:13,
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Stunners!Good to see you, mate. Feel like hell today but generally not bad cheers. Your good self?
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I have got post holiday blues andshit loads of work but the sun is shining etc.
Were you on the ale last night? (Above, I see, no sleep)
You coming to Brizz?
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Can't make Brizzle sadlyIt was based entirely on the hope of persuading the missus that she wanted to visit her sister, not happening.
How do you rate your chances of playing Premiership football next year? "Better than yours" is not a viable answer.
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In fairness, that's how he rates his girlfriend, and his chances of getting laid tonight.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:58,
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Fucking slim. Unless all further games including the first round of the play offs are away.
Reading are flying and Paul Lambert is keeping Southampton at the top.
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I assume you mean Rickie Lambertrather than the Norwich manager. We'll do Reading up a kipper next week mate. You're welcome.
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That's the fella. Thank you in advance. There is always one team that starts well and fades. It looks like that's us this season.
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