I feel like refried shite
Someone sort me out with an intravenous tap of Relentless (other caffeinated beverages are available but not as nice)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

shall I draw you a nice picture?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Oooh yes please
*claps, misses*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

WELL ITS YOUR FUCKING GO|!!!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Oh yeah
Boss has just gone into a meeting, one minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Relentless knocks me sick these days, I used to love the stuff
I have a feeling these two things may be linked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Lay off it and go to kip early

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha
It's a lovely idea mate, I'll give you that. Unfortunately the chances of my getting home and not being given a list of things that need doing is Knightly-thin.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

i find it extremely surprising
that you do not wear the trousers in your relationship
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I'm happy to concede the trouser-wearing for the sake of punching so very far above my weight
You should try it Quents, opposable thumbs are such an attractive feature in a woman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

what's the point in punching above your own weight
when you've got fists like pink marshmallows?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Hey everyone, remember when I used to score the gay jibes, and how no-one ever got a 10?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Sadly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Please don't encourage him Darth.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

This would not have been a winner

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Thank fuck for that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

just like you at the 2012 European Ballroom Dance Championships

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

We came third in the Pre-Am Ballroom at the World Champs last year actually
So you might yet be wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

third is like coming second to a loser
you can't even win at losing :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Oh man
You ZINGed him good there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

She lets him lead on the dancefloor
But that's the only place he gets to be the man.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

And not always even then
Fucking backleader
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I thought you let him be the man
Or 'daddy', if you will.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)