Monty, please put me on ignore for a few minutes and let the rest of us discuss this
Eddie Izzard is absolutely the best stand-up comedian of all time, in my opinion.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I implore anyone who has not seen 'Death Star Canteen' performed through the medium of Lego to watch it on YouTube immediately.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Conversely,
I implore anyone who has the misfortune to see his pathetic excuse for an 'act' to shit into one of your socks and sling it straight at his stupid gay face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Izzard is magnificent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Another faux-surreal tosspot camouflaging a lack of any real wit with RANDOM WAKINESS.
I watched his 'I'M SPEAKING FRENCH!!!!! IN A DRESS!!!!!!!!' show last year and it was unmitigated shite. Plus his affected louche drawl makes me want to drink bleach.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Do you mean the show he did in France?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I believe it was earlier than that
but half the routine was about French vocabulary. I would rather hear my name being called for frontline army duties in Helmand that endure that hogwash for a second time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

He's in Canada, and done the encore in French by repeating much of the show
it's witty and charming
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

witty bent
charming shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Buuuuuut.... he's really fucking funny
Also, "a lack of any real" is something of a faux-surreal statement camouflaging a lack of any real argument with RANDOM WAKINESS.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Oops edited.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Well now my post doesn't make sense
You have NO CONSIDERATION FOR MY FEELINGS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

None whatsoever.
Sozzles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT THOUGH ARE YOU
*comfort eats, watches Loose Women, bleeds from fanny*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HE IS SHIT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

is was
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I actually can't argue with that
There's no getting around the fact that his best stuff is a decade and more old now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Lenny Henry was good on is was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

What the fuckn are you blithering on about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Tiswas you dribbling halfwit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I was not born when "is was" [sic] was on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I believe the aged gentleman
Would like a condensed milk sandwich
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Ooooooookay, I will. Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

But can you now do an impression
of David Bellamy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)

*wummages awound in the undergwowf*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

*gwapples gwapenuts*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Fucking brilliant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

i want him to be mayor of London.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Yeah, but he's a labour cunt so I couldn't really vote for him unless he had some different ideas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

That would be fucking brilliant
And not unfeasible, the current mayor is a fucking comedian after all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Boris is a fucking genius.
You wouldn't get that incredible 'wiff-waff is coming home' speech from Red Ken, the whiny-voiced hypocritical cuntrag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I quite like the fact that our capital's mayor looks like he's wandered in off Sesame Street

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

He's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

*air guitars*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)