It is a bit gay
Unless you're a tailor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Seamless. bra vo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Appreciate your support
Was rather hoping to have you in stitches
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

That'd be a turnup for the books. ETC.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)

You need to buy this book
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tongue-Tied-50-Years-Subnormaility-Hospital-Joseph-John-Deacon-1974-/400280445204?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item5d3292e114
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

No I don't.
I have the US edition in hardback.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

There is a Joey Deacon fan club on Facebook.
Where you can read such 'delights' as

There was a young spastic called Deacon,
Whose talent was not for plain speaking.
And not to be glib,
But he needed a bib,
As his mouth was persistently leaking.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Officelol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I am not really doing any work this afternoon, so have this

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Aaaand new wallpaper.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Who is the one on the left?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Judging by the motor,
I'm guessing it's Noddy's little-discussed brother.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

officelol 2

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Have a fridge magnet
www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/joey-deacon-fridge-magnet-classic-160569008
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Pfffft! "Everyone should own a plastic spastic".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Either Tom or Michael.
I'm pretty sure it's Michael as he was JD's translator.

Most famous quote: ‘Joey wants a biscuit’
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)

He's one 5 away from being an anagram of tosser

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Many people are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I bet you stole this and have it on the wall at home.
caterhamconservativesonthehill.yourcllr.com/2011/10/14/theft-of-joey-deacon-plaque/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Hahahah I wish.
It wasn't me that fucked up the Blue Peter garden either - OR shot Percy Thrower in the arse with an airgun on Wimbledon Common.

I am utterly ashamed of myself for these failings.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)

darth is really pissed off
Martin Chamberlain:
January 30, 2012 at 6:08 pm
This is terrible,how could someone stoop so low as to desecrate the hallowed Deacon plaque? Have these scum got no sense of history ?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

So, soooo wrong and yet delightfully crafted.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Oh you beauty

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

*ninjas* *whistles*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)