I'm all steampunk, innit?
We are all about the future.

I leave things that were perfected year or decades ago (like Razors, moustaches and bicycles) as old fashioned, but stuff like computers and phones and such are still on an upward trend so I keep fairly up to date.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You're a steaming something, I'll give you that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Montgomery, there is no peotry in your soul, I pity you, I do.
I am confident you will hate this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknWzAZT798
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

There is indeed no peotry in my soul. Nor is there any poetry.
Fucking Pam Ayres/Roger McGough fucking bollocks.

No-one since the romantic poets has written any 'peotry' that's not complete GASH. Fuck off Seamus Heaney, Sylvia Plath - the lot of 'em. Wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)

That much is evident; that didn't even rhyme.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

It's all about the meter, you fucking wankstain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Just for that I'm going to kick you in the shin at JeffSTOCK.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I'll drown you in the fucking Severn first, you knob jockey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I'll set my wife on you.
It'll be like 1940's Germany all over again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)

*goes all misty-eyed*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)

You probably would when faced with one of her farts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)

*climbs back into platinum-plated, steam-powered bomber, nods to Lemmy and flies off into the wide blue yonder intent on adventure*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

*Lemmy avoids eye contact embarrassedly and pretends not to have noticed*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Lemmy is my co-pilot you terrible bender and we sneer at you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Steampunk
What happens when goths discover brown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)

You know so little Foxtrot
I am truly disappointed in you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I bet you 'discovered brown' a long fucking time ago.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Yes, I have been to Glasgow

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)