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What? Stop being a weirdo.
You're a woman, you love red wine.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:26,
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I fucking hate red
It's WaRm. No no no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:26,
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Certain Beaujolais are meant to be drank slightly chilled, if memory serves.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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Correct.
Any light red is fine to drink chilled and in some instances it's fantastic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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I haven't had a Beaujolais for yonks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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it has its place*.
*In the fucking bin whilst I quaff a hearty Barolo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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I mistakenly bought a British red wine once.
It was so utterly insipid that I refused to even cook with it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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I've had a few good ones.
They are about 20% more expensive than they deserve to be, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36,
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And about 4% weaker than they should be as well.
Although I believe this may be a climate thing as Australian and South African wines tend to have a higher abv content than French wines.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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Yup, sweeter fruit = more alcohol.
More sun = sweeter fruit.
You = a fucking fruit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43,
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*raises eyebrow*
I am a little surprised at this grave error of yours. Mind you, after 'meat-gate' I shouldn't be.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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You know I have dreadful taste in food, alcohol and men
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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Is meat gate
that website where a bloke repeatedly slams a garden-outside world interface system on his cock?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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It should be
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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Yes. Yes it is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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Red's the best wine.
Plus, all the best drinks are consumed at room temperature. Fact.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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Diet come??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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I'm actually going to leave that one
I am childish enough to smile. I do hate the autocorrect though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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Come again?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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I eat way too much sugar for that, I'm afraid.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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This is an excellent post.
I am unashamedly congratulating myself, here.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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I'm going to give you a generous five and a half for it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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Give over, it was funny on two entire levels.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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OK, six. But that's it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:37,
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I am wasted on you people.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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Thank god iPads don't have webcams
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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Spat your diet come out in mirth, did you?
I can understand that, it was the best post all day.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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It was the image of you congratulating yourself. They don't make vodka strong enough for that image.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44,
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That cunt Arsene Wenger sticks fucking ice cubes in with his red wine
He's french though, so it may be allowed
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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I thought that was more Spanish?
I hate whinger. Would totally do Jose though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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He should do the world a favour and hit the old delete button.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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There's people in the Q ahead of him dude
Dangerously illiterate people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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Illiterate people in the 'Q', eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36,
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I thought you'd like that
Haha have just seen this werk's qotw. Am surprised if isn't just people posting links to one another's usernames.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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"werk"
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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Battered did.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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He's a good lad, is our Batsy.
If a little 'short' tempered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40,
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Haha!
Who??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43,
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Apeloverage.
Well, he didn't link to his profile, but that was all he said.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44,
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Hahaha
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:50,
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Excellent idea!
I shall get on this asap
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40,
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I could give you...
..... Well actually just one these days. But now I can't think how to say this without it looking dodgy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43,
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Hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44,
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