Knock 'em off their feet, show 'em your the best god damn thing they ever did or could hire. They'll extend that right up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That's kind of my plan...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Sweet, get a handful of topical jokes in a veriety of subjects that you can unleesh at any moment =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

probably not from sickipedia though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:42, Reply)

One or two, best to know your audiance.
Some of sickipedia is great and imaginative, but most of it is "Two pakis set off a bomb in nigger neighbourhood, who has the most loss? Not society" and "Hahahhaha, raping kids.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

With a bit of luck I'll be working with a former colleague.
Which will be nice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I shall beat them into submission
with my charm and dry wit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

There's a PADI joke right there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Ha.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)