Don't worry kids.
I'm back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:46, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Thank fuck for that!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Alright Tangles.
Now. Be honest, have you tried to get away from parenting duties and have a weekend away next week? You know JeffSTOCK makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)

It makes perfect sense to me
However Mrs Upinblue has already arranged for us to be in Borth that weekend.
Apparently I have to go too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Try and be free to meet your imaginary friends in Sept.
Stunned and Monty often throw something then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

I shall work on it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)

I can imagine the conversation...
'Sorry love, I won't be about to love my kids this weekend, a load of benders, who happen to call me a bender, are having a party... I'll be back in time for the Antiques Roadshow!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

"How do I know them? Well, you know when I'm supposed to be working..."

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

hahahaha
You really should try and make one.

You'll fit right in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

That's what I called my wedding

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

I thought your husband nonced you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

According to my dad
he never stood a chance.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Just signed off Jeff.
Take the crown of tedium.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Oh thank god.
Wassup then blud?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Workin' like dog for the boss man.
Workin' for the company, ooh, yeah!

Any feedback from the telephone interview?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Not as yet.
Hopefully some time next week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Well my fingers are crossed.
Any other irons in the fire?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

A few.
It's been a few days though, and I haven't heard anything, so it's probably not going to be good news.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Keep plugging away.
DG has only just hit his goal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Too fucking true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)

I can't afford to hang on much longer : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

Excited?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

Stupidly so.
I can't wait to get up at arse o' clock on Monday to go to work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Good stuff.
Hadd'a'way'n shite, ya bastard!

Or whatever it is you people say to one another.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

I really am looking forward to it.
I just wish it was permanent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Gotta start somewhere.
Recruitment has changed a lot in recent years. People who are recruiting want cheap lighters, not Zippos.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)

Nice analogy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

I'd still appreciate some CV advice.
My days are gonna be even more intense as I'll still be trawling jobsites when I get home at night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Nee bovver son!
I'll get some stuff sorted out for ya over the next week. I've said I'll help* Lusty too.

Just trying to find time to do it properly. Also, worth referencing what I might suggest against what Bob thinks - before going back to Student Land, he was in recruitment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)

So he was.
I'll bear that in mind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)

I will get stuff sorted for you though.
I said I would.

I'm looking forward to meeting you!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)

I'm looking forward to you meeting me too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)

You bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)

No, YOU bender, etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

YOU BENDER
no returns
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

Something about coal in the bath

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Has you whippet run away?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)

One ont cross beam's gone owt askew ont treddle

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)

Something about a pigeon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)

I'm late in joining everyone in congratulating you
But well done anyway, Davvo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Cheers, tangles.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)