So she has finally agreed to go out with you
Or are you expecting the 'I can't make it' text at some point?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Different bird fam.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

You da bomb.
Going out this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Drinks up town with a few geezers and girls before we all head off back to uni.
Should be quite enjoyable if I can shift this bad mood.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

I've decided tonight is a 'stay in and do fuck all' evening.
Might get a takeout, might cook.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Don't ruin your hard work exercising with a takeaway.
I might stay in, I'm sitting here getting more wound up by the minute thinking about the original girl. I'll just wind everyone else up in the pub if I'm like this come the time we're meeting. I go back to the Toon on Tuesday and haven't so much as seen a glimpse of her. Shit cunt bollocks etc.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

It's fine Baz.
The exercise means I can enjoy a less than perfect diet.

I'll bet off to the exercise shop tomorrow at some point, so a Chinese or something this evening won't do any harm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)

She's lied to you Barry, they always lie to you Barry
You should cut her a new face for leading you on
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)

Barry should try and get a date with Charles or Eddie.
They wouldn't treat him that way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Yes Jeff, both Charles and eddie wished to convey to their bird through the medium of song that they wouldn't lie about having another object of affection
They may very well be prepared to lie about other matters, like downloading metallica for free from the internet and stuff like that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)

So there is a possibility that Charles and Eddie might have played the double bluff.
Fucking popstars. They are all the same.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)

I'm going to ask out the hot girl in Newcastle I'm 99% sure likes me as soon as I get back.
I've been holding off cos of her down here, I'm a gentleman init. She can bore off now though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:53, Reply)

What time are you going out? shouldn't you start getting ready? are all your potential outfits laid out on the bed yet? ya big jesse!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Baz is too cool to be going out before half ten.
Your new daps arrived yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Nope, hopefully Monday. Went up this morning and it was rammed. I think lot's of people wanted to get back for the national. They love a gamble in Wales. It's not ideal training in Vans sneakers to be honest.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

So what have you ordered/planning on buying?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Reebok Flex, design your own, they are mainly green and yellows. But I'm doing more cardio now than weights so need to gear up. Problem I'm having is my knee is crap so I do about 45 mins and it's screwed for 3 days. Might go back to physio.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Design your own trainers you say....
That sounds like a choose your own adventure book. Only shoe based.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
shop.reebok.com/GB/custom-shoes/mens/listing?f.ProductId=55
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Hmm
For ninety five quid, I'd expect them to do the running for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I've never had a good pair of trainers before so I thought I would treat myself.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Well, with some good trainers and a broken car
You'll be able to run everywhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)

I'll tell you something else! I've lost the key for my bikechain somewhere too. FFS I am literally stranded in Wales.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I only have a capsule wardrobe down here.
Less to choose from but takes less time to decide init. Good job the three shirts I bought in a bad mood today aren't here or I'd be trying to choose one for hours.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)

As different as we are Baz you are a fucking entertaining chap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I have no idea who you are (name change?)
But everything I do, I do it for you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Bobby, I am logged in on my ipad as bobby and I don't know the password so I have this sockpuppet on my pc as I can't log in.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Man can't wait to get his iPad 3.
My dad's in Brazil (Baz senior loves cocaine and brasses too it seems) until next Sunday, then it's stupid unneeded purchase time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)

My mate has it and it's awesome but stupidly hot too hold. Wear gloves.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Nice one.
I needed an excuse to buy some Gaspar driving gloves, that's that sorted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Oi, Bazza!
I'm going to be working in Newcastle for a bit, fancy an after work pint with me and Sporters sometime?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Course geezer.
I'm back Tuesday til mid/late June. I finish May 15th but it's not like I don't have hours of free time every single day anyway, so whenever's good for you two is good for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I'll get in touch with the cow man.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:54, Reply)

We should be fancy dandies and go for cocktails in Popolo's.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I haven't been in Popolos for a good 18 months or so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Plus we can totally compare jackets!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)

How gutted will Baz be if it's too warm for jackets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I have a wide range of superb t-shirts at my disposal.
It's when it's too warm for jackets and too cold for just t-shirts where I'm up shit creek without a paddle. My knitwear game is seriously lacking.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I went there on my last night out before I came back for Easter.
Fuck me it's dear, six quid for a double gin and lemonade if I remember right.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I thought you were minted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I am but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to scrutinise overpriced drinks.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)