Oh, I'm sure this could be argued in my case too
I'm more than likely just as irritating as he is. I know full well I have many, many faults - including incredible impatience with other people's.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Acknowledging that you're a douche
is the first step to curing oneself of doucheness, or some such zen bollocks. To be honest I think I'm probably not cut out for relationships and should get myself a cat and some tie-dye clothes post haste.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)

a cat some guinea pigs
tie-dye LARP

Stop bullying poor Cavy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Cavy's been married
she's not incapable of getting along with a man, she's just struggling to find one in a fairly small pool.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)

this is a generous assessment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Is there quite a large pool at your gym?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

25m one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I'm probably more likely to be objective here
I think my assessment is fair.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

ha!
this is true
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Well, when he wakes up, make him a nice cup of tea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)

He's been unwell this weekend
and I have offered tea/coffee/juice/painkillers/food/entertainment/queries as to his wellbeing pretty much every 20 minutes or so. Well, when he's been awake anyway.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)