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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't think I'd get there on time
but I could help remotely.

Oh, hang on, I remember I'm not actually helpful at the pub quiz I do go to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
There's only two teams here so far.
We stand good chance of coming at least second.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Sounds like it's popular

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I have this effect...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Are you still taking your dog?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Yep. He's say right here.
Unless any burglars are reading this, in which case he's at home on guard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
has he scared off all your competition?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Gonna get him a packet of crisps this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)
get cheesey moments!
that's what we have at our pub quiz sometimes. The weird thing is that they are made by SMiths, but Smiths Crisps no longer exist. CREEPY, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Have you checked the sell-by dates?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Don't worry TD
Cavy is in Wales, so they just paint lumps of coal a yellowy-orange and put that in packets.

The locals go mad for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
you get a taste for coal after a while

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I don't like coal.
It's the pits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
That's a miner setback

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
this seams to be another pun thread

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Maybe we should scuttle it then

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I don't want to play.
*Retires to his bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
You're just slack

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
stop slating the poor boy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
You two. Stop quarrying.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
he's picking on me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Me and Jerry Dammers get our solid dairy products from a subterranean facility
Operated by Herr Zoff.

I'm going to the offy now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
let's face it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Oooh
You slag (heap).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
deliberately not

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
No. maybe a pepperami though.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
And the dog?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
The stepson has just farted on the dog's head.
The dog looks fucking disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Why would he do that

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
He thinks it's funny.
The dog disagrees.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Well, the dog needs to get over himself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
He will as soon as he can breathe again.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)
hahaha
What has the stepson eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
A nest of badgers, by the smell of it...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Ohh, he's badger baiting your dog.
Not wonder he has the hump.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

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