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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I never decided to spawn, I just got knocked up by a midget at a b3ta bash
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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14 years ago)
Shit.
*cancels plans for Jeffstock*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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You should be scared.
I've cleaned my toilet and everything.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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What?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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That's one of the portents.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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Now I'm really scared.
Luckily, I'm particularly unfertile.
And frigid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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But the portents! They cannot be denied. You may end up having a kitten.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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I shall give it to Roota
and have her raise it as her own.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:35,
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This is a good plan.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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