Are there many situations
where you would see a bird's shitty skids *before* doing a turn?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah, the fairytale reality when you end up round theirs and they've left their underwear on the floor and half arsed attempt at washing dried and stuck to the radiator

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

hans christian andersen's lesser etc etc?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Goldilocks and the shitty skids.
A classic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Yer, it ent nice
What's happened to womens domestic values eh EH
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

MEN
that's what happened to us. we start off all innocent and believing in prince charming. eventually we settle for some fat-faced twat and a life of penury.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

+ and decide that wiping our arse properly is just wasted time and effort

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

fuck that, it's a chore for the modern day woman to shit in a straight line

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

b3th, the more I get to know you, the more I love you.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)

You should.
I'm awesome.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)

A bit of fucking tesco bleach at 45pence and some elbow grease that's what's needed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)