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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I put it to you, Monty Boyce, if that is your real name,
that everything you've ever said about your wild & crazy antics has been a falsehood, and you are in fact a 53-year-old tax accountant from Cleethorpes with a fine line in Simpsons ties and poorly-executed puns. Your only friend is a potted ficus whom you have named Colin, and even he prefers the company of the radiator. And you only shave one day in five.
I believe the bit about Bruce Lee being your Dad mind
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
that everything you've ever said about your wild & crazy antics has been a falsehood, and you are in fact a 53-year-old tax accountant from Cleethorpes with a fine line in Simpsons ties and poorly-executed puns. Your only friend is a potted ficus whom you have named Colin, and even he prefers the company of the radiator. And you only shave one day in five.
I believe the bit about Bruce Lee being your Dad mind
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
We all have our secret shame, Basil
I, for example, briefly found fame and a reasonable degree of remuneration in the mid-to-late 90s by "predicting" which numbers would be drawn on the National Lottery, hence my preternatural ability to see through the web of lies you have carefully woven about yourself.
The operation, as you can tell, was a resounding success.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I, for example, briefly found fame and a reasonable degree of remuneration in the mid-to-late 90s by "predicting" which numbers would be drawn on the National Lottery, hence my preternatural ability to see through the web of lies you have carefully woven about yourself.
The operation, as you can tell, was a resounding success.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Seriously, mate, have you ever been to Derby?
You walk in there on hind legs and genitalia won't be a concern, you'll be proclaimed God-King and worshipped by the braying masses in seconds.
But you will be in Derby.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:00, Reply)
You walk in there on hind legs and genitalia won't be a concern, you'll be proclaimed God-King and worshipped by the braying masses in seconds.
But you will be in Derby.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:00, Reply)
If this happened between 1997 and 2001
I'm afraid I will have to punch your face off
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I'm afraid I will have to punch your face off
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Is there really that much to distinguish between Nottingham and Derby?
I find the two cities to be interchangeable.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I find the two cities to be interchangeable.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)
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